Eddie 🤘🏻

Happy birthday to JRR Tolkien. 🍻 On this day in 1892, the Professor was born!

Happy birthday to JRR Tolkien. 🍻 On this day in 1892, the Professor was born!

a tardis on glasgow buchanan street with “ACAB” spray painted on it

acab 👏 includes 👏 him 👏

Bring on the food

It's what the evidence would suggest

If you're not being offered coke, maybe take a moment to reconsider your life choices

So because of my record I can't get a job in real estate, insurance sales, or as a pest controller. But I can still become president. That's just completely fucked up.

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a skunk is standing in a field of flowers ALT: a skunk is standing in a field of flowers

For me?

A medieval drawing of a knight riding a giant chicken

just floggin the ol cock

But did @nancewheeler.bsky.social pick up donuts?

a man is making a funny face while holding his chest with his hands . ALT: a man is making a funny face while holding his chest with his hands .

Scandalous behaviour

It's like you're twins

That's what I thought

Because you would never have impure thoughts

Totally innocently, I'm sure

I was thinking too much about hands 😂

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