Koda?'s Avatar

Koda?

@identitycrimes.bsky.social

urban cryptid | 34 | he/any

319 Followers  |  438 Following  |  250 Posts  |  Joined: 22.06.2023  |  2.0766

Latest posts by identitycrimes.bsky.social on Bluesky


i literally said that as i was watching it yesterday, like why would you as a man want to get this intimate with another man huh

12.02.2026 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thatโ€™s Alpha Waymond and Deidre

07.02.2026 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
pics of a very cute black cat, variously captioned 1. right about now 2. the funk soul brother 3. check it out now 4. the funk soul brother

pics of a very cute black cat, variously captioned 1. right about now 2. the funk soul brother 3. check it out now 4. the funk soul brother

right about now

07.02.2026 09:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 178    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Post image

damn i got one at a merch sale at work last december for โ‚ฌ30 and it fucking rocks

07.02.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

broโ€ฆ ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ

07.02.2026 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hell yeah bro

07.02.2026 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dr pryszczylla is in session

06.02.2026 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hello! i still need about $300 to get all of my court shit settled and it would mean the world to me if you helped me meet my goal!

here's what i still have to pay for:
-psychiatric evaluation ($90)
-court submission ($170)
-travel costs ($30)
-rent, bills etc (whatever you can spare)

06.02.2026 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Video thumbnail
06.02.2026 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1337    ๐Ÿ” 723    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

thereโ€™s layers to thisโ€ฆ iโ€™m intrigued

03.02.2026 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

people will make fun of you for making a podcast and then turn around and listen to podcasts

03.02.2026 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need to fight for a world where the โ€žrealistic grown up politicsโ€ position is to do things to these people that cannot be adequately put into words. Burn it all down and salt the earth and start over

03.02.2026 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but what if i bite it ๐Ÿ‘€

03.02.2026 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i dont wanna

03.02.2026 08:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tumby!!

03.02.2026 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stawiaj wode na ziemniaki

02.02.2026 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent

01.02.2026 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9561    ๐Ÿ” 2008    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 114    ๐Ÿ“Œ 170

yo, upcoming Actor's Award and Oscar winners...

...your music industry peers are teaching you a lesson or two tonight about speaking out for whats right

02.02.2026 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6402    ๐Ÿ” 860    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

but literally!!

02.02.2026 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hell yeah!! โค๏ธโค๏ธ

02.02.2026 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Digital illustration of the Pokรฉmon Mew, sitting on top of a large bubble. The Mew has its arms outspread with a large grin on its face. There is text above it that reads, "there's a big wide world that loves Mew, and a big wide world that loves you, too!".

Digital illustration of the Pokรฉmon Mew, sitting on top of a large bubble. The Mew has its arms outspread with a large grin on its face. There is text above it that reads, "there's a big wide world that loves Mew, and a big wide world that loves you, too!".

Mew's big wide world ๐Ÿซง

Tags ; #Pokemon #Mew

01.02.2026 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2731    ๐Ÿ” 592    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
Person: say, i am alive.

Computer: I am alive.

Person: oh my god.

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

01.02.2026 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23398    ๐Ÿ” 5155    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85    ๐Ÿ“Œ 141

cinema date when i come to poland for easter?

02.02.2026 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey there big guy :3

21.01.2026 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have been saying for ages that for the world to be saved, we need to recognise that conservatism as an ideology is blatantly anti-human and we need to abolish it completely and utterly

21.01.2026 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

rip soldier ๐Ÿซก

21.01.2026 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

I love and miss my friends so much

18.01.2026 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
selfie in the bathroom mirror

selfie in the bathroom mirror

it may come as a shock to you but i am fat,

17.01.2026 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
17.01.2026 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@identitycrimes is following 20 prominent accounts