Alex Newman

It's not up to him. He'll never be allowed run

He literally doesn't get to decide

Sally Rooney should write a Garfield spin-off called Nermal People

Does the Steam Deck have Mario Kart 9 tho? Check and mate!

Venomous but yes

I will never be able to put into words how frustrating it is that we're constantly lumped in with the UK in terms of content offered on streaming. No Doctor Who or Wallace and Gromit because "they're on the iPlayer". Only problem is that we can't feckin' access it so we're left wanting!!

Got exactly what I wanted from my advent calendar this year

#iykyk #FatherTed

"DEC'S remit doesn't include traffic management" and other hilarious lies to tell your friends.

Crazy that this had to fo as far as it did in what seems like an open and shut case. A lot done on data protection, a whole lot more to do.

Leaving the Church with GDPR: The Final Update - Goosed.ie Can you use GDPR law to delete your church records? This was the question I asked in 2018 shortly after GDPR (General Data Protection Regulation) launched in May of that year. You can catch up on my efforts...

Marty's final update (for now) on using GDPR to leave the Catholic Church by erasing baptismal records. A mixed bag of a story.. Read now on Goosed.ie 👉

Not really a quote but "yoink" and "meh" are two classics of Simpsons origin.

But the actual answer is "I am so smart, I am so smart!"

2 and a half million!!

Man's hubris truly knows no bounds

The fact that they brought back Guaglione and had a Nitrosurge can doing the famous dance 30 years later proves that Guinness truly are the kings of advertising.

I just give them the Peoples' elbow

Musgraves have delisted all his alcohol brands today!

Chablis!!

Hoisted by my own petard

Missed a golden opportunity for a "not too chanlis" joke

Daily Mail headline: Prankster fools Selfridges staff three times into getting rude words printed on jars of nutella - Seamas O'Reilly, from Derry, Northern Ireland, came up with the jokes - Staff in Oxford Street store made to put 'bumgravy' and 'backdirt# on jars - One poor worker was even convinced that 'arsemuck' was an Irish name - The 30-year-old admits he's spent £19 and doesn't even like Nutella

What's the stupidest thing you ever got in trouble for? I have... a few, some of which I've detailed here before.

But you might not have heard about the time the Daily Mail did a bullet-point scare job on me in 2016, because I tricked Selfridges staff into printing rude words on some Nutella jars.

No Rush for Brands to Claim Bluesky Handles; Verify Domains Instead - Goosed.ie I was watching the football the other night. I loved following an Irish football fan who had claimed the potential handle for the FAI and was “keeping it warm” for them. They were taking the posts...

There's not as much of a rush to grab your Bluesky handle for personal or professional use. We explain how Bluesky verification works.. Read now on Goosed.ie 👉

Pixel 9 Pro XL Review: Why Google's Latest Flagship Became My Daily Driver - Goosed.ie Review of the Google Pixel 9 Pro XL, covering its stunning design, unbeatable camera, smooth performance, and why it stands out as the perfect daily driver. Discover how the Pixel 9 Pro XL makes life...

Review of the Google Pixel 9 Pro XL, covering its stunning design, unbeatable camera, smooth performance, and why it stands out as the perfect daily driver. Discover how the Pixel 9 Pro XL makes life easier.. Read now on Goosed.ie 👉

Which Candidate? Who to Vote For in GE24 - Goosed.ie Back in 2014, the Which Candidate? website launched in Ireland. It’s a fantastic resource which springs up around big election times, including the 2020 General Election. Whether you’re undecided, dec...

Back again for #GE24 - WhichCandidate? helps you know who best to vote for. Answer questions and compare against those running in your area.

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Keep seeing people say the Paul vs Tyson fight was rigged.

I'm going to refute this, not because I’m defending Jake Paul, but because I want people to understand the specific scam that’s happening.

When you dont understand how you're being scammed, it just means it can happen again:

The Goosed Podcast Podcast · Goosed.ie · The guys of Goosed know a bit about tech but they hate the jargon that comes with it. In "The Goosed Podcast", Jon and Co site down with the best and brightest in tech both from ...

Over the last year we restarted the pod where I interview #tech #startups, ranging from sextech, to b2b and all in between. 2 things, firstly go gis a listen and do the 5 stars stuff and I wanna know who would you like to see join us for an episode. Get Tagging!

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I see that nowhere really is safe from the scourge of AI slop

We've launched Goosed 2.0! This is our new website. We've taken a done is better than perfect approach to this iteration of our website and will be adding to it incrementally.

👂 we wanna hear your feedback on what you think!
💡 ideas for what you'd like to see

New Ireland hype kit. #ENGIRE #ENGIRL

I know that the #GameAwards is really just a big ad that's taken over from E3, but shortlisting a DLC for Game of the Year a second time isn't helping their want to be taken seriously.

There's no blue ticks here. We've verified our accounts by linking them to the goosed.ie domain. It's really simple, managed through DNS.

@goosed.ie (this account) is verified as the brand
Writers will be verified as @martinmeany.goosed.ie

Hope all #Irish media follows suit.