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an iPhone homescreen showing a folder named "His Task", the two apps inside it are "Find My" next to "Pages". the wallpaper shows a very slender man.

WHO THQ FUCK SOLD ME THIS PHONE

Masochists are the most powerful type of people

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Game: Rage guy comics VS Youtube Poop
Console: PlayStation 3
Created by: Duka
Uploaded on: November 10th, 2011

Game: Pre-Owned Game
Console: PlayStation 2
Created by: TheSlyder
Uploaded on: February 26th, 2010

4 panel comic satire meme from like 5 to 10 years ago as of writing elmo: "hey 🅱️eter" peter griffin from family guy: "yes elmo from sesame street" elmo threatening peter griffin: "spell whomst've" peter: "holy crap. follow for a free iphone 5"

"A brat credit card?!"

sudo pacman -S insecurity

Did yall hear👂 that

"In those days, Miyamoto would come to us at 11 PM, after he finished all of his board-member work, and say, "It's Mario time." At that point, we'd start a planning meeting that would run until 2 AM. At that point, Miyamoto would go home, leaving us with the words, "You should return home soon, for your health." Over the next two or three hours, we'd write the game design documents and summarize the instructions for our artists and programmers. It was the craziest crunch time that I've ever experienced in my development career. But if the God of Games was working so much, could we give up? Miyamoto had incredible stamina." -Motoi Okamoto, Script and Mini-Game Director for Super Mario 64 DS, in a 2017 interview with Chris Kohler from Gamasutra Source: web.archive.org/web/20170405122956/https://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/294923/Qamp_A_Design_lessons_learned_from_a_decade_at_Nintendos_EAD.php

According to Motoi Okamoto, Mini-Game Director for Super Mario 64 DS, Shigeru Miyamoto would start midnight crunch sessions for the game's development by walking into the office and announcing "It's Mario time."

group of men in suits at a poker table with the caption: "Fact: 90 percent of claw machine addicts quit right before they're about to win a little guy"

i am becoming slowly unfunny

The Programmer's Barely Disguised Fetish

Screenshot of Need for Speed: Most Wanted Black Ford GT with white stripes, BBS wheels, Body kit, Number 10 is shown

monster

so is hytale good

A render from Mario Party depicting Luigi with coins and stacks of giant US $100 bills, with the accompanying text "I can be trusted to make important financial decisions."

folk tour!

ol' reliable

My old GD account is now queued for deletion. I feel so free

wmmt mentioned

true and real

smug man with the text obscuring him saying: "WHEN THAT [Costco Hotdog] GET IN MY SYSTEM"

man looks at costco hotdog with the top text reading: "When there's an active gas leak at costco wholesale and the hotdog is left unguarded

The 'Shroom:Issue 223/Critic Corner The 'Shroom is the monthly newspaper of the Super Mario Wiki, delivering the latest in community news and entertainment.

oh shit we forgot. the 'shroom issue went up and you can read our review of smlwiki on it! it's actually a slight bit longer than the version on backloggd, and it has images, and it DOESN'T take 159 days of approval
www.mariowiki.com/The_%27Shroo...

The Luigi portrait from Super Mario 64 DS, with the accompanying text "GUYS ITS OK"

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Thinking of maining laptop again, my 1050 ti is on life support