During my eye exam appointment at the Optician’s office today, somebody tried to fight the staff, until he was physically removed and bloodied up (by the strongest most jacked eye employee I’ve ever seen). Cops gave the dude a citation and he is not welcome back at the store. Wild day. 👀 👓

Congrats to James Franklin on being the most successful coach in 12-team college football playoff history 🏈

Final score alert: Indiana 66 (points) - Purdue 67 (yards). What a Big 10 battle. 🏈

New Thanksgiving Family Tradition: Mom takes family to local theatre, Dad calls “intermission” - “halftime” and receives a death glare. We’re on year 3 of this.

Georgia Tech putting the yellow in yellow jackets by not going for 2 in OT vs Georgia there. 🏈 🐝

UConn and Memphis in the Maui invitational is incredible. Probably heading to OT 🏀

The New York Giants are such a mess, Kate Mara needs to overthrow John and run the team with her people. How could it possibly be worse? Plus if there’s a movie about it, she gets to play herself! 🏈 🍿

Here I am, innocently, at the bottom of a hill near a Hampton Inn, in Pittsburgh. You would not believe who just rolled down the hill.

Ohio State @ Northwestern 🏈 at Wrigley Field

Mike Tyson and the Dallas Cowboys both have no wins at AT@T Stadium in 2024.