William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵🐸

If things get any worse for Andrew, Trump will give him a cabinet position... 🙄

And I've never said "no". What a coincidence... 😂

OMG... can we do this for Presidential Debates... pretty please!

That drives me absolutely insane!

I overwater my cacti as reparations for what the world has done to them... 💦🌵

Somehow, I've missed the news about the "sacrifice ring". I'm terrified to actually do a web search. 😭

I'd be enchanted!!! 💕

Oh dear! I've been struggling with plumbing issues in my house this week, so this image is a bit triggering!!! 😂

There's a voice in my head screaming, "Nooooooo!!!!!"

That's so not true! I've seen you sequ multiple times!!!

mr mamdani.. tear down this snow!!

I'm fine with that. 💕

I'm passive-aggressively refusing to look it up... 😭

Why do you have to use words I don't know!?!? Freakin' vocabulary bully!!!

Age verification?

I prefer Aldus Freehand... 💕

Awwww! I'm sure he's thrilled to see you!

I've watched 4 seasons of #TheTraitors and not a single ghost in the castle!

What a rip-off!!! 😲

(* Will runs back to the safety of the gay community! That's terrifying!!! *)

Is it really hard!?!? Can't somebody put just a little glue under every pepperoni to keep it from sliding around on my frozen pizza!?!? 😭

How on earth could you even walk into a space that he had been in!?!?

There's not enough sage on the planet!!!!

See also: The six times I decided I was going to try to learn to play guitar and quit after 20 minutes...

And how drunk did someone have to be to come up with that idea!?!?

"Yo! Bruh! Go get two brooms, a rock and a case of beer. I have this idea!!!"

I just suddenly realized that I know what Panko is and regularly use it, but I'm not sure exactly how it's made.

So, what have I been putting on my food!?!?

I'm a Libra. I was born under Venus. So yes, I'm probably flirting right now... 😋

Why would you choose to worship a vengeful god in the first place!?!?

That seems like a "you problem", if you ask me... 🙄

Me explaining to my partner why I had to eat one of his donuts in order to appease a vengeful god!!!

I don't make the rules, bruh! 😋

Fulton Co elections expert: “In all 5 areas identified by ... the [search warrant] affidavit, there are a multitude of false or misleading statements or omissions. ... Once ... corrected, the affidavit loses any basis in reality.”
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Pandora's Septic Tank... 🤔

That actually kinda made sense... 🤔

... yes, but have you considered donating BOTH your kidneys!?!?

(Seriously though... da fuq!?!?)

Wait... I was born in the Year of the Metal Pig?

And now I find out that "Fire Horse" was an option!?!?

A bit disappointed... 🙄

Great. Now I want a triple-bean burrito.

I don't even care if I burst... 😭

I can't wrap my brain around how we find DNA evidence (unless it's obvious, like blood).

I assume I'm covered in cat hair and DNA from family members, coworkers, etc.

How do they decide "this is a suspect"!?!?