Bread Bowl Reaver

trying to find a date for Valentine's Day

trying to find a date for Valentine's Day

when you die, St. Peter goes through all of your PlayStation trophies.

posting "sex work isn't real work" from the lobby while i wait to sell my plasma

Phil was hilarious and shaped my sense of humor. in middle school i made a Jaded Gamer fansite on Geocities.

Ultra Game Players RULED.

Jeffrey Epstein is an example of somebody who's done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more

going to hide my New England after today's event. tell me what accent i should try this week at work.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

but definitely not Burton's "Planet of the Apes." haaa.

one of the rare, very good reboots

classic tweet @futurevictim_ the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

i have no feelings about the Superbowl or Bad Bunny. am i in trouble?!

people who write "🍇ist," "seggs," and "unalived himself" don't like it when you call them "the r-word."

only about 20% of bsky users can see the words hidden in this image

i love bluesky, the everything is serious nothing is a joke app

Fantasy brand vibrating silicone super cock ring

might as well try it on before you get home. then you don't have to go all the way back if it doesn't fit.

bsky.app/profile/bdol...

Residents at Redlands nudist resort accuse landlord of disconnecting electricity as retaliation Tensions are boiling at the Olive Dell Ranch in Redlands after some residents say the owners are retaliating against them by cutting off their power.

you already know what nudists look like but the mention of a CPAP machine really hammers it home.
abc7.com/post/residen...

new blog post; new wisdom from @derrickbrown.bsky.social

i noticed you don't have any national flags in your dn or any variation of identity markers in your bio . are you okay ? is there anything i can do to help you communicate your status to others so they know through which lens (permitted/not permitted) to interpret what you say after the fact ?

Trump really could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue, inspect the vulvas of various children, and wouldn't lose any voters, huh?

Jeff Dunham Cancels Las Vegas Residency After Entire Act Deported by ICE

i'm so obsessed with these Epstein e-mails. i'm like the Alex Jones of real life pedophile cabals covered up by the U.S. government

two soulmates

rethinking the phrase "looking for a partner in crime" when i read people's online dating profiles #RelationshipGoals
#epstein #ghislainemaxwell #jeffreyepstein

i thought this was a joke until i saw the article.

the "green bubble" slur ends NOW.

next year it will be revealed that Kristi Noem is a real life demon from Hell and Alex Jones will be drunk on the Rogan podcast quietly listening to Bert Kreischer talk about the benefits of sobriety.

i'm so obsessed with these Epstein e-mails. i'm like the Alex Jones of real life pedophile cabals covered up by the U.S. government

I ⬛ think they're sending their best. 🤔