Bread Bowl Reaver

AI slop Mickey saying, “Hah ha! Sure! It seems pretty likely you’re the return of Jesus Christ. Do you want to explore that further?”

Looking forward to some great stuff from Disney AI.

relationships are like meals. sometimes you want Italian. sometimes you want Asian. sometimes you want biracial.

imagining a guy named Spam Likely upset that no one will pick up his phone calls

what a year

I’d known America was terminal for some time but this was the first time my animal sense of self preservation kicked in and I knew I was in genuine danger

what the Southern California accent sounds like to the rest of the world

Pluribus screen looking like a scene from The Room

"Oh, hi Mark."

the Oaks Gourmet in @fvhollywood.bsky.social

i would give the pluribus drugs too.

Pluribus is about living amongst the autistic.

BORN TO CREATE.
FORCED TO CONSUME.

person with singlet, pants and shoes (shown from the back) leaping toward and striking their computer screen with an axe, the screen cracking down the halfway point.

illustration, your computer, magazine (1985) archive.org/details/your...

many, many days.

PLAY IT LOUD

if any Massholes follow me, let's get this fahkin' @thebostonaccent.bsky.social account rippin'.

imagine if Animaniacs was given this note.

Spotify Employee Gets Raise of $0.00437 Spotify employee Diego Valenzuela received an unprecedented raise of $0.00437 for single-handedly rebuilding the streaming platform’s advertisement system.

Here's my Spotify Wrapped, via @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
thehardtimes.net/culture/spot...

He's a "confirmed bachelor".

Jake Rhodes on Twitter quoting the More Perfect Union video of the founder of Kalshi saying "long term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion": @jakebrodes We’ve completely lost the ability to say “yeah enoughs enough.” If someone has enough money they can say I invented the rape machine that rapes you. And everyone has to go “ah well. Rape machines coming in a couple years better get used to it”\ Quote More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS

sick of social media? try a website.
www.soupforawoman.com

us really hot guys are always right.

YouTube video by Forgotten By Mortals Doug Stanhope - Immigration

Doug Stanhope has a fantastic bit in that. Non PC to be sure.

youtu.be/QVyRwWKCtKQ?...

cannot read this thumbnail and not hear it in a Nigerian accent.

i might be cured (no longer feel a need to post).

no more secret L.A. shows! we do check your calendar!

If you’re over 40 your sneakers shouldn’t look like you just pranced out of a foot locker they should look like you trudged through ten fields of dog shit

South Park Turkey Trot sponsored by Saudi Arabia.

(worked at a rave this weekend)