Phil Yarrow

Strange AND beautiful!

"Tell me, Sean Connery, who's your favourite football team?"

Next...for when you want to go out, but you've done your back in!

Wondering why @lidluk.bsky.social went with calling these 'Arctic Bars', and not 'Pretend-guin'?

Government confident of moving to "Shake It All About" phase soon.

Huge thanks to the diamond at @royalgreenwich.bsky.social bin collection team who emptied our recycling bin this morning. I heard the van, realised I'd forgotten the bins and ran out in my dressing gown...to find the bin had already been sought out and emptied! Your effort is appreciated!

I don't, but Maggie may?

Me: (Logs onto new device to send a quick email).
OneDrive: OH, HEY! I SEE YOU'D LIKE TO UPLOAD EVERY PHOTO YOU'VE EVER TAKEN SINCE 2019!?!
Me: No thanks, OneDrive, I just want to send a quick email.
OneDrive: I'M SORRY, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH STORAGE! NOTHING WORKS NOW! BYE!!!

Scrolled past this on FB and thought he'd signed for #nufc!!!

Woman ‘thrilled’ after being crowned first Flatpack world champion The Flatpack World Championships is a speed-building flatpack furniture contest.

I assume she'll be given a table top parade?
www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/nationa...

So, here's the next...step! Coming to Salisbury, Colchester and Bolton!!!

Well, that's the end of panto. Reflecting this morning and just want to thank all those who came to support, especially those who put the miles in! Happy New Year!!!

This from the wall of Greenwich Theatre.

Cheers, man! So gutted I missed you guys. I cite 2-inch heels in my defence of my dancing!!!

Pretty sure my Mam's got it on VHS somewhere.

@tmbg.bsky.social were amazing at The Roundhouse! Such a great night!

I'm also twice as overwhelmed.

Yes...him!

So...the CAT'S out of the bag! I'll be donning my heels at Greenwich Theatre this Xmas...oh, yes I am! #panto