Lovable Losers, No Account Boozers, & Honkytonk Heroes Like Me

"Ironic"

Since ypu know, she's mad about being called slurs

Ask her if "valley of the giant negresses" (her words) is a slur

Lol "made up lore" when theres literally news articles about you and your loser racist online friends

Ope my b

Someone tell me what Magdalen did today? My old posts about her resurfaced today, so she mustve done something

These are her friends. This is contemporary to the peak of her subgenius fame. This was authored by a popular and high ranking member of the church, and was posted to their official website. She knew about this.

No seriously, someone let me know why this 2 year old post is back in vogue. Im dying to know.

They had multiple meetups/conventions, they have official publications, spinoff publications, their internet archives are fucking heinously racist.

it was like flying spaghetti monster fundamentalism

She had me blocked, she cant see it. You shoukd screenshot it for her. Also what did she do now? I bet its funny af

art of tifa from final Fantasy 7 and chun li from Street fighter trying on each other's outfits.

it's tifa tuesday 👊

A utopia meme of freen fields, and beautiful glass sky scrapers with flying cars. Text says: society today if we had let eat horse dewormer like candy

We fucked up during covid

My mom had lung cancer & was on an immunosuppressant so i get that. i get angry about antimaskers who are gonna hurt ppl like you or my mom even further. I just get annoyed that every 3 months theres a new acct thats gonna finally "win" the alttext war. Its been years now. Ppl will or wont do it

Cops*

Before you complain about this take, look at my media tab first:

No need to start "bullying" theres already plenty of chucklefucks who go around bullyong people about alttext, the quality of alttext, the content of alttext, the depth of description of alttext. Alttext coos are fucking exhausting.

They say “where’s the gun?” — After the shots

Because they don’t realize one of them had already taken it — before the shots

He's gonna take the beanie off and become Tortured Tim

Bot-chan is right. This was the best Timothee Chalamet post i saw all day. Great work!

Gonzo as Charles Dickens: "And Aerith Gainsborough... who did NOT die"

art of tifa and aerith from the game final Fantasy 7. tifa is behind the bar at seventh heaven serving drinks to aerith, listening intently to her as she talks.

it's tifa tuesday! 👊

POKEY DELIVERS AN INSPIRATIONAL SPEECH VIA AUDIO AMPLIFICATION!! HE SPEAKS: AND SO, IN THESE TRYING TIMES-- AND IS INTERRUPTED!! A CROWD-MEMBER HOLDS UP A BAG OF SEAFOOD AND DECLARES: HEY POKEY!! I KEEP MY SEAFOOD IN MY POCKET!!! POKEY REPLIES: THIS COUNTRY RUNS ON CRAB!!! THE CROWD ERUPTS IN JOYOUS CHEER.

POKEY AND THE ANNOUNCEMENT yellow5.com/pokey

#Shenmue

Another joke I stole from @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social

Al-Shaair offsetting all the bad karma he generates on the field (by being one of the dirtiest defensive players Ive seen in the modern era) with some good karma.

This is clearly the kind of voter that will be won over by the cautious and deliberate leadership of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries

Following around AI posters and shouting You'll Never Be An Artist at them

Vizzini saying "You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen" (The Princess Bride)

To the tune of "Video killed the radio star"

We like him. Hes hot duval energy. Thanks for being classy in victory.