Brodie 🍉

AND he'd just done most of those things at my house too THE DAY BEFORE (he even went in the back door so I wouldn't get the ring notification and have the surprise spoiled)! He's literally doing double time circles around the stereotypical straight husband

2025 really can be summarized by crying through your open enrollment information session at work because everything feels so hopeless

INCREDIBLE

The hardest part of Hades 2 is getting enough DRIFTWOOD OH MY GOD

oh big same. I’m getting so much pressure to use AI to create training videos at work and I’m like. You hired me for my expertise. Let me use it!!

I treat dnd hit points like bowling scores. As long as I crack 100 by the end I call it a success (my level 18 rogue/paladin just got to 100 HP)

I've always wanted to customize a Guess Who board and the thrift gods smiled upon me this birthday weekend and I found one for $3! I'm gonna make it be characters from my DND campaign!

SENDING YOU ALL THE GOOD ENERGY YOU DESERVE THIS

If I had a Ben and Jerry’s flavor it would just be the Topped ones but also Bottomed. So you can get through the first layer with a 50/50 ice cream to chocolate ratio and then have the bottom chocolate to split with the rest of the ice cream.

50!

Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!

I get why the church did not want us children to read this book the organized religion commentary is JUICY

I've been watching His Dark Materials and I can feel the JSTOR articles populating in my brain scene by scene

I’m not a rewatcher but I rewatch the Sam Says series REGULARLY

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

I’m so tired of the only way to make things more affordable is to be legally married (lower insurance premiums, tax breaks, access to better loans, etc.) I’m taking applications for lavender marriages presently.

Of all Hozier’s songs with poignant, emotional lyrics its Abstract (Psychopomp) that I simply cannot think about without descending into madness

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I hate summer everyone takes long PTO!!! Coworkers! Executives I need things from!! My doctor!! I need yall!! Long weekend?? Fine!! Two weeks?? Unacceptable!!! Take small holidays more often!! Stop inconveniencing ME!!

Frothing at the mouth over every little detail we got from the EW article

listening to people play Peak with no context all their conversations are like “ okay I’m gonna take this lollipop and go to that bush” i don’t know what this game is about

Would you rather have scales like a fish or wool like a llama?

I feel like keeping up with my medical needs is a whole part time job. I miss when Children’s Rehab Services corralled all my doctors once a year to take a look and talk to each other.

I see David has started keeping a bag at each house now 😂

will there ever be a day that I can say a seven syllable phrase without saying it to the tune of Alexander Hamilton?

I had four different people ask me if I was a trinket trader at the Tennessee Renaissance Faire so I think I was sufficiently decorated

I’ve been trying out not drinking at all lately and people get SO WEIRD ABOUT IT

I took fb off my phone because I’m trying to ween myself off meta apps and the only down sides are that I look at fewer local events and it’s annoying to watch fb reels that my friends put in group chats 😅

Oh my goodness I BET! On one of my cleft palate surgery recoveries I watched a lot of day time TLC like 16 and Pregnant while on morphine and kept being convinced that I was pregnant too 😂😂😂

Oh I can imagine! Anesthesia always gums my body and brain up for a few days and for something minimally invasive that’s the worst part of it