Wendy Alexander

I like who’s IN the shorts. He’s a kind, beautiful soul. 😘

Damn the evil prick ending $500 million in vaccine research while children die of preventable diseases.

I mean, I'm counting on it...you've got some competition over here in that respect. 😈😂

You’re a tease. 😂

Well, that’s an illegal waste of taxpayer money and law enforcement resources. It’s also a sign that their election rigging coup project is more important than their ethnic cleansing project.

So, I've noticed that there are a few of my new followers seems to be quite religious...I think I need to make it known that I am a devout agnostic who writes filthy words about sexytimes and is not afraid to speak my mind, especially about the Pedo in Chief. If you can't handle that, get out now.

Hello journalists. If you report this you gotta say that under the Constitution he has no power to do it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Yes. Please.

"Well, I thought I could resist you
But something in me just can't help but insist
To blur the lines just one last time so
When's the last time you tasted blood?
And what will it take to stem the flood?"

#SleepToken

Me too...I'll bring the loofah. 😈

Do I get a gold star, professor? I really want an A+ gold star. 😈

Right. This is the one that’s gonna end me. I will cry for a month at least.

Five strokes later and I'm already coming with a fierce cry of your name and a rush of slick heat all over us. And I melt as you tell me that we're nowhere near done yet. (7/7)

Hold yourself there then pull out with abject praise. You pull me to my feet, kiss me like the world was ending then turn me around and bend me over the kitchen table. Sundress up, panties down, you slide your cock all the way in with one dauntless stroke. (6/7)

My eyes water and my lungs burn in trying to be your best girl, to kiss your pelvis with my nose and make you proud and satisfied with how I am for you. You release me for a moment, tell me to breathe before pushing in once more. Down, down, down. (5/7)

I barely hear your praise over the rush of adrenaline when I run my tongue from base to tip. Once, twice, three times before I draw you between my lips. Deeper and deeper with each pass while your hands rope in my hair and hold me steady as you growl possessively and push all the way in. (4/7)

It's so fucking sexy, so utterly depraved that I look up at you through my lashes and reflexively open my mouth to you while you run your hand through my hair and set your thickening cock against my tongue. I close my eyes, only for a moment as I savor the precum that drips on my tongue. (3/7)

I sigh, happily, knowing that you're always down to play, so I sink to my knees without hesitation, teasingly sliding my palms down the front of your grey joggers as I do. You pull yourself free from the stretchy fabric with a confidence that never ceases to make my mouth water. (2/7)

I try to sneak up behind you, but you're so acutely aware of my presence that I hear the sharp intake of breath as I reach where you stand in front of a sink full of our supper dishes. I can barely slide my hands along your hips when you turn to confront me, *that* look in your eye (1/7)

Question for Mike Flood: With $450 million being allocated to Alligator Alcatraz, and ICE burning through $8.4 million a day to illegally detain people—How much does it cost for fascism? How much do the tax payers have to pay for a fascist country?

@jamestalarico.bsky.social: "As a state rep, I get paid about $600 a month. That's not much to live off of. Many of my colleagues, including myself, we have day jobs that help us pay the bills. And by breaking quorum, we are leaving those day jobs behind... So this decision was not made lightly."

So, now my project is also dead and I’m back to asking the question – wtf am I doing here?

Fuck.
(2/2)

Well, shit. So long story short because there’s things I can’t disclose right now, but this massive site migration project that was underway was just cancelled. Which is bad because my replatform & redesign project is directly tied to this other thing. (1/2)

God, I’m such a fucking hypocrite.

Damn them for all time for not caring that he’s a child trafficker.

Sweet baby jesus. You could hurt somebody with that thing. 😂🥰

And it still should be positively illegal. And is giving me very impure thoughts. And is making me want to confess all of said thoughts, which will only get me in trouble and probably ruin a lovely friendship. 😈

I know I'm too much for most people. Too big, too outspoken, too sad, too angry, too fat, too short, too everything. But I guess fuck everyone who thinks that about me. Because in spite of everyone out there who has rejected me, I am enough.

Why, oh why, do I keep setting myself up for heartbreak? It's like a fucking drug habit I can't seem to break. I just keep coming back for 1 more hit, in spite of the fact I feel like absolute shit after when I actually read the string?

"...They can sing the words while I cry into the bassline..."

Hm...coordinated bath times? Maybe next time you should just come here and we could conserve some water. I have lovely smelling bath bombs and a tub that could fit a small army of men.

Though you seem to also have plenty of other offers, so...maybe not. 😐

It is far too early on a Monday for this much drama.