Hey tv star! I screamed at my wife “I KNOW HIM!” when I saw your pretty face on tv.

I’m rooting for Seattle because of Geno, and Cleveland or Toronto would be cool too. I could also live with Milwaukee.

Allowing myself to feel even two seconds of happiness regarding this bullshit franchise is a mistake I’ll refuse to make again.

I’m never on here. But since I currently am, I want to tell @dougdirt24.bsky.social and @psr1973.bsky.social they complete me.

Life is good

He’s discovered that being a Bengals fan is mentally exhausting.

I just told him the Reds haven’t advanced in the playoffs since 1995. He can’t believe it.

You know it!

Meet Levi!

For my long time followers and friends: my wife is being induced this weekend. It’s go time!

SHOCKER

I’m still a genius

I have an awful case of bronchitis, feel free to shoot me!

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There have been significantly worse Reds teams, but this particular team feels so lifeless and boring. If they get behind a run or two in the middle of the game, they game feels over.

Halfway to another lost decade!

I don’t give either of these teams much of a chance in the finals against the Thunder, but I think the Pacers can at least make it competitive, and maybe even win it with some luck. The Knicks have no chance in hell.

I can’t say I’m a Knicks fan. I just recently moved to NYC and adopted them, and I won’t pretend I’ve rooted for them my whole life. But as someone that’s rooting for the Knicks, this postseason has been exhausting.

Once a month or so I’ll rise up from the grave to wack @psr1973.bsky.social on the head

How is your Jose Peraza faith holding up, asking for a friend

Will “Barry Bonds” Benson strikes again.

at least when the Reds were bad a generation ago Adam Dunn would sock 500 foot dingers and they'd lose 13-8 each night

this, this is just exhausting

I stand with Trey Hendrickson. He’s busted his ass. Has produced like no one could have imagined. Has been great on and off the field. He deserves to get his bag and if the Bengals don’t pay him I hope someone does. He’s probably making 60% of what he should be getting paid.

Being removed from the permanently ineligible lift and being elected to the Hall of Fame are two wildly different things and most people seem to not understand that lol. I highly doubt Pete Rose is getting voted in via a committee of former players/managers/executives.

Joey Votto’s 15+ years of consistent greatness spoiled us so much.

Thank god for his fearless leadership! What would we do without his genius?

Take 3 minutes to listen to Draymond Green talk about Gregg Popovich

Not a fan of this app. Don’t get me wrong, it’s better than that shithole Twitter under Musk (I’ll never return there) but peak Twitter will sadly never be recaptured. Probably for the best.

Found out yesterday we’re having a baby boy 💙

The Bengals continue to fall further and further behind the Chiefs, Ravens, and Bills. And will probably be surpassed by others soon. So depressing. I hate this draft so much.