Chris Schloemer

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Dad joke of the day:

What was the name of the knight who showed up unexpectedly on the battlefield?

Sur prise.

Happy Tuesday! (I think, it's hard to keep track while furloughed)

What is rain? Send it to San Antonio.

Yeah, I've been keeping my snout out of social media lately.

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Dad joke of the day:

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

He was bacon in the sun.

Happy Hump Day!

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Dad joke of the day:

How did the leaf collector make a fortune?

Not sure--he just raked it in!
Happy Fri-yay!

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Dad joke of the day:

Why don't ambassadors get sick?

Diplomatic immunity.

Happy Hump Day!

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Dad joke of the day:

Why did the man quit his job as a lawyer and become a dog breeder?

He preferred boxers over briefs.

Happy Tuesday!

I'm off because of didn't get a good knights sleep.

This is cold, but funny and helped my Bengals.

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Dad joke of the day:

What business did the knight of the round table open when he moved to Egypt?

A camel-lot

Happy Monday!

Kind of a cushy feel to it.

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Dad joke of the day:

Good morning! Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?

It's okay--he's totally recovered now.

Happy Hump Day!

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Dad joke of the day:

How do you make a bandstand?

Take away their chairs.

Happy Tuesday, feels like a Monday!

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Dad joke of the day:

How does a flamenco dancer catch so many fish?

She castanets.

Happy Thursday folks!

Thanks for your illuminating response!

I was in the dark on a response to this.

Yesterday was my first day of class this semester. Here's a first day Pic. 6th year teaching at Northeast Lakeview College. I teach totally online, so I wear what I want. Lol

Missed this one. Yesterday was the first day of class.

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Dad joke of the day:

Did you hear about the man who had all of his lamps stolen?

He was de-lighted.

Happy Tuesday!

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Dad joke of the day:

Good morning! When does a bed grow longer?

When you put feet in it.

Happy Monday!

Aluminum foil.

I can't disagree.

From posts out here, evidently, the Reds won. You can thank me now. Bwahahahahahaha

Got one yesterday in the mail!

Not watching or checking scores today. If the Reds win, you can thank me later.