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Today is the LAST DAY to shop my online store! Shop closes at 9p PT.
Get all the newest artwork that debuted at #SDCC while you can. It may be a while before the shop opens again.
Shop Chris Maze
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Year for Avengers: Doomsday is incorrect...
15.05.2025 01:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just when everyone thought the first sale was bad...
25.04.2025 20:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Imagine paying to elect someone who then costs you to lose your wealth at percentages. Not like, thousands of dollars, but a decent percent of your net worth.
#cucked
Ikea has humidifiers for pretty decent price.
11.03.2025 23:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Say something to your representatives
05.03.2025 21:53 โ ๐ 18010 ๐ 5210 ๐ฌ 1054 ๐ 250On top of which, the law doesn't work that way. IF there is enough to justify a court-approved warrant, THEN they are granted access on a limited level. No one should get access then can spin the information to then create wrongdoing. You can't go into someone's house and search for illegality.
17.02.2025 17:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0IMHO, this is literally violating people's 14th Amendment Rights. No one should not be able to access your private information without probable cause and yet here we have people who don't have security clearance trying to bypass the law to get your info.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/elo...
โVOTING FOR THE MAYOR WHO PROMISED TO BLOW UP THE CITY DOESNโT MEAN I APPROVE OF THE MAYOR BLOWING UP THE CITYโ
A masterclass from @mikedrucker.bsky.social
This cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social is getting banned on Twitter. Because of course it is.
17.02.2025 00:26 โ ๐ 22936 ๐ 8085 ๐ฌ 664 ๐ 325Did anyone laugh when they saw the Walmart commercial with an all Black cast airing during Black History month like 3 months after ending their DEI program?
#bitchplease
Dear @Doge
If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing
Naw, that's not happening. What comes to mind is the story about how to break someone's spirit from Dave Chappelle's comedy special.
youtu.be/YaynP-saNxY?...
Anyone out there ever work in Treasury Payments? I'm curious if this is actually the case:
The Secure Payment System (SPS) employs a strict separation of duties as a core security measure.
The point of the ? Is to know how many people are required to approve a payment and where are they located
Oh man. #WaffleHouse is known for being resilient despite everything nature throws at it (like staying open during hurricanes), and they're reacting to the price of eggs quicker than usgov.
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/02/...
#fafo
#leopardsatemyface
Anyone want to start a pool on how long before the fetus gets conned into something like the Chicago Parking scandal?
www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago...
They sure are preparing the next generation of coal miners and other kinds of hard laborers. They'll cheer for the illusion to choose between multiple bad options.
"Hey Jimbo, you want the shit sandwich or the shit burger?"
Perfectly captured.
03.02.2025 02:48 โ ๐ 82632 ๐ 17417 ๐ฌ 1471 ๐ 726๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
02.02.2025 15:29 โ ๐ 27 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.
02.02.2025 04:56 โ ๐ 15226 ๐ 3071 ๐ฌ 188 ๐ 178The universe speaks in mysterious ways.
02.02.2025 00:21 โ ๐ 64757 ๐ 12430 ๐ฌ 1468 ๐ 789The Trump administration sent an email to air traffic controllers urging them to resign.
โWe encourage you to find a job in the private sector,โ the email says.
What does Barack Obama have to do with the D.C. plane crash? Ask Trump!
31.01.2025 22:50 โ ๐ 1584 ๐ 135 ๐ฌ 123 ๐ 23Thanks, Obama.
31.01.2025 22:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Remember, y'all voted for this.
pennsylvaniaindependent.com/health-care/...
#leopardsatemyface
Wait...doesn't Tesla sell EV cars? Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
29.01.2025 17:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Rain check in a couple years?
26.01.2025 00:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I might be getting a talk from HR cause I mistyped cookchildrens.org TWICE and the cybersecurity software at work now believes I'm a cannibal.
#fml
#howdidthishappen
#legithappenedtome
So by the new white house definition of gender, every single person is considered female. And in some states you're required to use the bathroom that matches your gender, so when a grown ass adult dude goes into a men's restroom, she's breaking the law? #biology #leopardsatemyface
22.01.2025 02:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0