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@randocarlissian.bsky.social

The best Cards Against Humanity player that never existed

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Today is the LAST DAY to shop my online store! Shop closes at 9p PT.

Get all the newest artwork that debuted at #SDCC while you can. It may be a while before the shop opens again.

Shop Chris Maze
shopchrismaze.square.site

03.08.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Year for Avengers: Doomsday is incorrect...

15.05.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character holding a book titled peace ALT: a cartoon character holding a book titled peace

Just when everyone thought the first sale was bad...

25.04.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine paying to elect someone who then costs you to lose your wealth at percentages. Not like, thousands of dollars, but a decent percent of your net worth.

#cucked

04.04.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ikea has humidifiers for pretty decent price.

11.03.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Say something to your representatives

05.03.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18010    ๐Ÿ” 5210    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1054    ๐Ÿ“Œ 250

On top of which, the law doesn't work that way. IF there is enough to justify a court-approved warrant, THEN they are granted access on a limited level. No one should get access then can spin the information to then create wrongdoing. You can't go into someone's house and search for illegality.

17.02.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk's DOGE asks for access to IRS taxpayer data, sources say Elon Muskโ€™s Department of Government Efficiency requested access to an IRS data system that retains the personal tax information on millions of Americans, sources say.

IMHO, this is literally violating people's 14th Amendment Rights. No one should not be able to access your private information without probable cause and yet here we have people who don't have security clearance trying to bypass the law to get your info.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/elo...

17.02.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesnโ€™t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City Itโ€™s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, youโ€™d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...

โ€œVOTING FOR THE MAYOR WHO PROMISED TO BLOW UP THE CITY DOESNโ€™T MEAN I APPROVE OF THE MAYOR BLOWING UP THE CITYโ€

A masterclass from @mikedrucker.bsky.social

16.02.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6791    ๐Ÿ” 1431    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 284    ๐Ÿ“Œ 171
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This cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social is getting banned on Twitter. Because of course it is.

17.02.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22936    ๐Ÿ” 8085    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 664    ๐Ÿ“Œ 325

Did anyone laugh when they saw the Walmart commercial with an all Black cast airing during Black History month like 3 months after ending their DEI program?

#bitchplease

07.02.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear @Doge

If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing

06.02.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95855    ๐Ÿ” 12899    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2097    ๐Ÿ“Œ 346
Dave Chappelle - That's some cold shit
YouTube video by D75 Dave Chappelle - That's some cold shit

Naw, that's not happening. What comes to mind is the story about how to break someone's spirit from Dave Chappelle's comedy special.

youtu.be/YaynP-saNxY?...

05.02.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Anyone out there ever work in Treasury Payments? I'm curious if this is actually the case:

The Secure Payment System (SPS) employs a strict separation of duties as a core security measure.

The point of the ? Is to know how many people are required to approve a payment and where are they located

05.02.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21675    ๐Ÿ” 4584    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1416    ๐Ÿ“Œ 142
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Waffle House is placing a surcharge on every egg it sells | CNN Business The soaring price of eggs has forced Waffle House to add a temporary surcharge on customersโ€™ orders.

Oh man. #WaffleHouse is known for being resilient despite everything nature throws at it (like staying open during hurricanes), and they're reacting to the price of eggs quicker than usgov.

amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/02/...

#fafo
#leopardsatemyface

04.02.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chicagoโ€™s parking meter deal still haunts the cityโ€™s finances 16 years later On this day, Chicago marks the anniversary of a financial deal so contentious itโ€™s often referred to as one of the cityโ€™s biggest blundersโ€”the infamous 75-year parking meter lease.

Anyone want to start a pool on how long before the fetus gets conned into something like the Chicago Parking scandal?

www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago...

04.02.2025 05:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They sure are preparing the next generation of coal miners and other kinds of hard laborers. They'll cheer for the illusion to choose between multiple bad options.

"Hey Jimbo, you want the shit sandwich or the shit burger?"

04.02.2025 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Perfectly captured.

03.02.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82632    ๐Ÿ” 17417    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1471    ๐Ÿ“Œ 726
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

02.02.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.

02.02.2025 04:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15226    ๐Ÿ” 3071    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 188    ๐Ÿ“Œ 178
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The universe speaks in mysterious ways.

02.02.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64757    ๐Ÿ” 12430    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1468    ๐Ÿ“Œ 789
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Official Email Urges Federal Workers to Find More Productive Jobs The message reiterated an offer for a chance to take a second job or travel to a โ€œdream destinationโ€ and remain on the federal payroll for months. But questions remain about whether that would be lega...

The Trump administration sent an email to air traffic controllers urging them to resign.

โ€œWe encourage you to find a job in the private sector,โ€ the email says.

31.01.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3604    ๐Ÿ” 1123    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 300    ๐Ÿ“Œ 103
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What does Barack Obama have to do with the D.C. plane crash? Ask Trump!

31.01.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1584    ๐Ÿ” 135    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 123    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Thanks, Obama.

31.01.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Medicaid is in Republicansโ€™ sights. Hereโ€™s what you need to know. Congressional Republicans are reportedly considering slashing the health insurance program to pay for President Donald Trumpโ€™s proposed tax cuts and immigration policies.

Remember, y'all voted for this.

pennsylvaniaindependent.com/health-care/...

#leopardsatemyface

29.01.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait...doesn't Tesla sell EV cars? Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

29.01.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rain check in a couple years?

26.01.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cook Children's Health Care System Whether it's parenting issues or treating the most complex pediatric medical conditions, Cook Children's is here, helping families navigate childhood every step of the way.

I might be getting a talk from HR cause I mistyped cookchildrens.org TWICE and the cybersecurity software at work now believes I'm a cannibal.

#fml
#howdidthishappen
#legithappenedtome

25.01.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So by the new white house definition of gender, every single person is considered female. And in some states you're required to use the bathroom that matches your gender, so when a grown ass adult dude goes into a men's restroom, she's breaking the law? #biology #leopardsatemyface

22.01.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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