Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘

His wife considers her husband a "sexual matador", if you can believe that nonsense. 🤮

Judge: "appropriate?"

Him: "not a policymaker"

Judge: "You're a lawyer"

Me: "Not for long"

BREAKING

Judge Karin Immergut has called a 10PM ET hearing on Trump's effort to circumvent her National Guard order by calling up California troops and sending them to Portland.

Didn't Miller's wife recently state that her husband was a "sexual matador"?

Like, I fuckin' gaffawed! 💀

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Get Ready for Bad Bunny’s Explosive Super Bowl Trump Protest “He will have the room to be as political as he wants to be.”

"There is no other artist like him. Which is why I feel confident predicting that come sometime in the evening of Sunday, February 8, 2026, Donald Trump should get ready for the most high-profile protest of his presidency so far."

i think it would be neat to hear like even one story of these fucking people being like, “nah, i’m not gonna invade another city or state in my own country. i’m out.”

do we have those yet? and are we at full “you can’t expect people to not just follow orders when they have a family to feed” still?

NEW: Judge Immergut - a trump appointee - has called an emergency hearing tonight because the administration appears to have tried to circumvent her order by calling in the California guard after she blocked the Oregon guard deployment with a temporary restraining order yesterday. 1/

[*emtala enters chat*]

Deferred 5 times - 4 student, and 1 medical (bone spurs).

Now, he is starring in an imagined Vietnam war epic, knowing about bin Laden before anyone else, and bringing back "old" words, like groceries. 🙄

The Government Can 😂

All accounts I've heard is that Miller was more the type to stuff people into lockers than the inverse. He was a racist bully, abided by his peers and authority figures.

He isn't a pathetic figure holding personal resentments against the world. He's always been a brutal racist. Like Donald Trump.

Listen to @PaulaPoundstone.bsky.social 🎧

She is a comedian, but she's never been more serious:

"Stand up and fight back."

One way to do that? Grab your Kazoo & find a No KIngs protest on October 18! Join us!

When we fight together, we shall overcome. 💙
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Soon, he'll be taking credit for other things... 🙄

"There’s this little thing, a beautiful device that I like to call the 'telephone'. Not many people have ever heard of it...

You know, I was in the next room when ol' Alex - that's Alexander Graham Bell, but I called him Alex - invented it..."

I haven't seen the film 'Titanic', nor do I care to. I'm good, thanks.

The meme tells me everything I need to know about the alt person writing Trump’s tweets.

Why is Will Lyman's voice in my head?

Torched building

I just got to Peacehaven mosque. It’s a small place. Forensics are here, half a dozen police cars, a few ppl left bouquets of flowers

There were two ppl inside the mosque when the attackers tried to get in. They got out in time thankfully and no one was injured

womp womp

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It's been more than 40 years, but as a former squid, I don't recall ever saying (or hearing said) "Hooya!"

I think someone's punking her.

ICE soon discovered that they were playing in the wrong neighborhood.

Bad Bad Bunny! Is pretty funny. 😝

Referring to the abuse visited upon over a thousand girls as a “red herring” is nasty work, you asshole.

The image is an X post by user Joshua Reed Eakle from 20 hours ago, stating: "The end of due process for immigrants is the end of due process for citizens. Few understand this." The post includes a profile picture and a verified badge.

I understand this. Please tell me you do, too.

Fuck. Someone forgot to give him his juice box today.

Democracy Dies at Wapo.

This is what community action looks like against these weak motherfuckers.