Like mother, like son
12.02.2025 17:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@conniequest.bsky.social
Food Credentials: have burned out two air popper motors from overuse
Like mother, like son
12.02.2025 17:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know I have unprocessed emotions when I start binging horror movies so I think the holiday turmoil is starting to bubble up! It'll still be 2-4 weeks before I cry in therapy about it tho 🫡
07.01.2025 01:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thinking about this Lucy dress from Bram Stoker's Dracula yet again
06.01.2025 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Craving tamales but I know my lady is sold out for the day already
03.01.2025 19:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Finally made a letterboxd but I'm watching the equalizer and gave it 5 stars for being set inside a Home Depot so
03.01.2025 05:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just put my supplement powder into my Dunkin at the airport, let's go girls
27.12.2024 13:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I tried on a pair of Vipers this weekend at the outdoor store and got pinkeye. 10 mins of looking cool and for what
19.12.2024 19:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does your olive oil fuck?
Apparently I sent myself this screenshot on Teams in January
16.12.2024 23:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
09.12.2024 20:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kept my word
08.12.2024 17:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cans of Liquid Death's Dead Billionaire drink
Crackin one of these open this weekend
07.12.2024 00:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1My granny used to pull out a giant bowl of premixed dry ingredients, make a well, and put the wet ingredients in there. Stir up the dough, pull it out and then put the leftover dry ingredients bowl back in the KB Toys bag under the counter where it belonged - ready for the next batch!
28.11.2024 00:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The og recipe: purplefoodie.com/cheddar-chee...
28.11.2024 00:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vegan Garlic Cheddar Biscuit Recipe
Found this recipe I adapted for vegan garlic cheddar biscuits from the Purple Foodie cheddar biscuit recipe. Biscuits are the food that make me feel closest to my great grandma's memory and I hope you can make these or convince someone else to make them for you!
28.11.2024 00:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The answer is yes and they asked in a very nice way!! Did have to hold it together for the rest of the meeting tho
27.11.2024 18:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Boss asked if I like Chappell Roan (shuh-pell ro-anne) because it seems like I would
27.11.2024 18:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My doctor asked if I wanted to scale back my antidepressant while I take another med because there's a slight risk and I said "at Christmas???" I'll take the risk, thank you
26.11.2024 23:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In a USDA fruit & veggie pictures rabbit hole rn
26.11.2024 17:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doctor Oz puts the Oz in Ozempic (you think it's healthy but jokes on you)
20.11.2024 01:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The plane McDonald's was the last supper before they all go on ozempic before the inauguration
20.11.2024 01:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0All these lookalike competitions are the people begging for third spaces again
17.11.2024 22:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I missed #SeriousLustForShawarmaFriday yesterday, better luck next week
17.11.2024 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Food delivery bot following a human operator down a busted Chicago sidewalk
What is the purpose of a food delivery bot with a human operator except to obscure the labor of the person who is actually bringing you your food!
16.11.2024 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can't wait for this place to be a PvP zone, but in a fun way
16.11.2024 01:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Almost deleted the app when I saw a 2010s offensive cross stitch doing numbers
16.11.2024 01:23 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And let the church say Amen 🙏🏻
16.11.2024 01:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Coming over can you make me one
15.11.2024 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My boyfriend always gets extra honey mustard (something he hates) when he eats fast food and brings them home to me so I can have a stash and I just think that's true love!
15.11.2024 03:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ben & Jerry's stuns in new lawsuit
15.11.2024 02:21 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Last thing I posted before logging off 🙊 forgot about this
15.11.2024 02:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0