tularulia

people constantly associating the grinch with "hates christmas" despite his incredible transformation into a devout christmas-enjoyer really drives home fitzgerald's thesis that there are no second acts in american life

curious what everyone’s pavlovian fast food response is after a big night out. mine is popeye’s

going through life like

"If I'm guilty of this, every cop in the nation's going to jail," Wendt told CBS News just days before a federal judge sentenced him to a 5-year prison term. Wendt's crimes appear to be part of a nationwide pattern."

My names rapping Corey and im here to say im sorry for not being good at this

YouTube video by Chris Fleming I'm the Mayor of Bimmi Gardens

mad that this didn’t go. I need ten seasons of it

A24 horror movie concept: you have no memory of blowing $40 on the heretic blueberry pie candle until it shows up on your doorstep

my favorite genre of Christmas song is a romcom plot with next to nothing to do with Christmas

you know when you turn on your heat for the first time and breathe in all the burnt hair fumes of the animals that have died in there the past year? is that bad for you?

the only reason that tech was ever remotely left-coded was that in the early 2010s they consciously aligned themselves with what appeared to be the dominant political party. that meant large donations to Dems and nominal gestures toward diversity. as soon as the winds shifted they swung right.

rubbing mashed potatoes into my gums like it’s cocaine

Screenshot of Baloo the Bear in The Junglebook. The image clearly shows Baloo has PAWS

Screenshot of Baloo the Bear in Talespin. The image clearly shows Baloo has HANDS

got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE

they’ve caught my scent

how are all my skeetches doin?

Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.

Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

I believe someone told Gaetz to resign that early because they thought it would be very funny

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles

cajun love language in a fight is cute. we’re not speaking but we’re constantly exchanging food

Wanna put my tender heart in a blender is a really funny line but i burn burn like a wicker cabinet is even funnier. I don't even think they make those. What the fuck wS I talking about

Jerry: It's finally finished! Ain't she a beaut?
George: Never seen anything like it Jerry.
Elaine: How tall is it?
J: Eh, about tall enough to reach God?
G: To reach God! You don't say!
E: Syh whalls pprtth dhsi n jyhhub?
J: Prttq, laksknn aj hkrrl!
G: Aj hkrrl?
J: Aj hkrrl!

it was like jaws if the shark just kept trying to debate you the whole night. exhausting

my favorite tiptoes fact is Kate beckinsale agreed to a reduced rate since it was low budget but her stipulation was she got to wear her favorite hats and that’s why they’re all so bad

my mom rly loves RFK so while the election results are disappointing, at least she’ll be happy buying raw milk from a cooler in someone’s pickup bed

poster for bargain block: new orleans tv show shows a couple of cis white gays proud of their house-flipping profits

the next season of The Curse should be based on these guys