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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

Bday big man

Resident Evil has some classics:

Jill! Don't open. That. Door!
It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you
You were almost a Jill Sandwich!

Youth - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Gustopher watches the sun set. Above him the stars have started coming out. Regret slowly begins to set in as he comes to appreciate how fleeting life is. Gustopher: Have I wasted my youth? Panel 2 The world grows dark as Gustopher contemplates how little time any one individual actually has. The world is so full of beauty and wonder and there's so little time to truly appreciate it. Gustopher: The seasons change and so do I. If only I understood the value of days gone by. Panel 3 August is standing next to Gustopher and gives him a concerning glance. But he knows exactly what this is about. Panel 4 August: School starting makes me sad too. Gustopher: I wish I played more video games.

Youth - Gator Days

Some films get advertised as ‘only in theatres’ . How true is this and can you think of any movies you’ve seen which never got a home release?

What are your nfl podcast recommendations? I'm a UK fan and need something to keep up, but not overly in depth!

I think you're good enough to try it on hard

Donate to Daisy needs radiotherapy treatment for her cancer, organised by Luke Shaw Long story short, our beloved dog Daisy has cancer in her nasal passage, a… Luke Shaw needs your support for Daisy needs radiotherapy treatment for her cancer

Trying to be conservative what we're asking for here because there is a fine line between ransacking our savings for the short term, and keeping in mind we need money for medicine, further treatment, and potential complications in the future.

All that said, our girl is suffering, so we set this up.

men who dressed like this from 2008 - 2012 had preppy menswear blogs

What are the most misjudged romantic pairings in films? Two leads with zero on screen chemistry at all?

Beautiful throw. Hurts has so much time to see the field #superbowl

Think the Chiefs will be shutting Barkley down every play. Not sure how successful he'll be in this one

Can't believe trump is at the superbowl man wtf

Today’s the day! @stephenking.bsky.social returns to The Kingcast! You’ll want to listen to this one, available now wherever you get your podcasts!

Chiefs in superbowl again 😴 Feels like the Brady/Patriots days where you just hope someone beats them.

COMPETITION TIME! 🤖

Oscar-nominee #TheWildRobot is out now on 4K – and we have a handful of copies to give away, alongside a hardback copy of Peter Brown's book.

To enter: RT, follow Empire, and reply with a GIF of your favourite big-screen robot.

[UK entrants only, must be 18+]

*ahem* I think you'll find it's Aerith 🤓

I love beagles. The best

That UK emergency alert didn't half make me jump

Nice. How are you finding real life game vs the app?

Saying 'get the fuck out my faaaaaaace' like Kendrick all day

'Play ps5 games on the move' is the key here for me. Not some downgraded or bespoke version of a game (Uncharted on Vita), but the same game in your hand.

Does anyone have a good list for movie people to follow? Trying to build my follow up on here

I wondered why I wasn't seeing that many posts on here and realised I'm only following 27 people. I need to up it if I'm making the switch!