Charles Ephebophile Cheese
15.02.2026 19:28 โ ๐ 1753 ๐ 284 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 3@reallygood.bsky.social
Dumb as hell designer, NYC (he/him)
Charles Ephebophile Cheese
15.02.2026 19:28 โ ๐ 1753 ๐ 284 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 3A medieval illustration of a hedgehog with grapes skewered on its spines
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
13.02.2026 11:26 โ ๐ 7147 ๐ 1678 ๐ฌ 70 ๐ 108Spending more time with their digital Hunt-A-Killer Box salivating over literal gory details about real human torment than they are thinking even half as hard about what might need to be done to make sure all of the people whose names are in those fucking files see the inside of a courtroom
07.02.2026 22:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm glad Liberals have their own Qanon now in the form of the Epstein File Releases, but it's all religious psychosis satanic panic flavored because these freaks put just enough Moloch LARP in the background of their evil lairs to keep KamalaHive Core Evestigators too busy to ask for actual action
07.02.2026 22:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Cool tie, got it just the right length โค๏ธ
05.02.2026 03:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0TikTok investigators are going to create QAnon2 because they care more about reading the scariest/most insane shit in there than they do just calling it "evil enough" to put down the Adobe Acrobat and bring French justice to our shores now.
04.02.2026 14:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Again????
01.02.2026 21:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Consider me shocked that the people who spend all their time talking about and obsessing over the idea of children and sexuality are actually the perverts
01.02.2026 18:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Genuinely. Thank you Stacy! Stay safe and be well!
31.01.2026 18:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I definitely stand to be corrected, but in context to previous administrations and the overall budget, Libraries will not be something Zohrans administration under-values and harms
29.01.2026 18:16 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pretty fucking bad!
29.01.2026 18:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Almost there Chris!!! Just added a few too many words to this one!
29.01.2026 00:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And that's not hyperbole, it's literally one after another after another as far as I want it to go lmao
27.01.2026 17:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My feed's been nothing but anime recommendation text posts for the last 48 hours
27.01.2026 17:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
27.01.2026 00:18 โ ๐ 8760 ๐ 1230 ๐ฌ 180 ๐ 54A screenshot of a post from Robby Starbuck on Twitter/X that reads "It's embarrassing. The Spanish conquistador in me wants to jump in and take control. It's a curse having DNA from there and Roman times. We just have too many weak men in government." And a reply from Joe Lonsdale that reads "Yep."
This is gonna get crazy mileage from me though as a reaction honestly
26.01.2026 04:10 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
24.01.2026 19:48 โ ๐ 27645 ๐ 9948 ๐ฌ 246 ๐ 211Even better, those that legally own firearms and are showing up to, and this is critical to mention: Stand Guard and DETER violence from those overreaching federal agents, are being labeled terrorists, getting doxxed, and killed while the 2A folks cheer it on.
24.01.2026 21:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0TRIED TO ASSASSINATE???
24.01.2026 20:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Close, but you added some extra identifiers there that maybe you could think harder about!
24.01.2026 20:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Words cannot describe the sadness I have for you, your community, and his family. His heroism will be remembered.
24.01.2026 20:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The arc of all of this is so demoralizing and terrifying. Every day it feels less like there's any civilized answer left. We're trapped on this planet with these freaks. I could leave, go to a country w smarter, kinder people, but the US is so violent that I genuinely don't believe anywhere is safe.
24.01.2026 17:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0History will remember them to be every bit as evil as those whose hands immediately perpetrate the violence. They are far beyond worthless.
24.01.2026 17:31 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm treating this thing like Philly treated the hitchhiking robot
23.01.2026 02:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm a big Little Guy guy, but I'd get this little fucker back in the ground where he came from within seconds of laying eyes on him
23.01.2026 02:35 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If anyone wants somewhere specific to direct their hatred
www.osmre.gov/news/stories...
this guy
23.01.2026 01:18 โ ๐ 126 ๐ 21 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Hey Ed, any chance you know anyone that could?
19.01.2026 23:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"wouldn't last 2 seconds" man, he is literally lasting, the whole point is he's doing exactly the thing the gun is meant for??????????
19.01.2026 05:25 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Zyn in the urinal
17.01.2026 01:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0