It's Me, It's TK! But Halloween.

Struggling to take the narrowed plot goggles off and just let the freedom of manic keyboard mashing run through me. It's so fucking difficult.

October 31st: Back To The Beginning

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October 31st: Back To The Beginning

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October 30th: It Has to End

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October 29th: The Highest of Powers

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October 28th: Dusting Off Your Hands

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Can't believe I sat through such an utterly mediocre movie just to be teased with a far superior movie.

Always glad to see our one true Cinderella.

Girl put out all those candles, damn

Omg, how are these women still so fucking gorgeous

What is this conversation at the end? The movie could have been likable and they wouldn't let it. What the fuck.

The Devil Town song kicks ass.

Oh, good for her.

Wait, how did they get discharged the same day?

Everyone who is investigating is braindead, that's the only reason this plan is working. It makes no fuckin sense.

FPJ, SMG, and JLH really made this movie as watchable as they could but damn, this is some garbage.

This song is fuckin great though.

Could I be less invested? Sure. Am I willing to sink to those depths this far in? Absolutely.

Explain to me how he thought this would work. Why does this seem plausible to him, to the writer, to the director? Why isn't the math mathing? "How you figure it out". What, was it hard?

This conversation belonged earlier in the film if it wanted me to believe literally any of this

What why are we laptoping and why would they trust Julie over their families, what is happening, I want to understand but this is all so phoned in

k bye

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THIS CONFLICT

Oh we're being sassy

Jesus why am I watching this

wait, she had no plan then, what this is so fuckin silly

lol not Stevie being the only mf in focus

And now she's taking them to an isolated location AND this other mf died offscreen. Homie come the fuck on

I had a lot of questions about where the 1997 crew's parents were..........but I have even more about this crew. Y'all aren't gonna make me forget that Stevie hasn't been here all movie.

Impossible that no one has noticed a dead body smell from that SUV

Is this the worst use of CGI I've seen in a while? No. Will I be more mad about it than the alternative? YES.

Yay Helen, this is the best day ever

Genuinely can't tell if whispering is in people's heads or not. Oh it's Freddy Kreuger okay

Y'all got all this money and all this land/property and no staff? Absolute chuckle fuckery

I had to rewind. I'm trying to figure out where things are happening and what distances out and what relation each set piece has to another. Where was he stabbed? Whose house is this? Was that a dungeon? Why are there fireworks? Where are we? Why are those gates automatic? WHAT IS HAPPENING

Bored.

Hey, that's the title of a better movie, that's illegal

Sauna. Time for another trailer tease kill. Hope it's more interesting than the lackluster hotel garroting we just had to suffer through

Begging any of these fairly wealthy young socialites to reach out to federal law enforcement.

Wait, why didn't he offer them grief counseling?