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Just preparing you all for the future. When Trump blows up the global economy and destroys the US economy in a few months he will say “ ITS ALL BIDENS FAULT CAUSE HIS ECONOMY WAS THE WORST AND I HAD NO CHOICE TO BRING TARIFFS”.

SAVE THIS PAGE cause these words are coming

Look, everyone, it’s been more than fifty years since Warergate. Attaching -gate to every scandal or potential scandal is just cringe.

Let’s call it: Signal Dome.

I don’t even know how to process this much stupidity

Every word of the two posts below is nonsense, and either both of these men know that or neither should be allowed to use a fork to eat because they might hurt themselves

I forgot why I came in here

- a memoir

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Remember in Matilda when her dad gets furious that she can read and amuse herself with books, simply because he can’t stand education and his smart daughter highlights his lack of moral character and intelligence?

Gym instructor: What are your fitness goals?

Me: I would like to have the core strength to sit on a stool.

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People writing those ‘disaster preparedness’ articles& saying things like ‘Make sure you have an extra supply of your prescription medication’ have obviously never tried to refill a prescription more than a couple of days early in these United States

NC, pls.

Not mentally prepared to return to work tomorrow. Please send asteroid. 🏳️‍

Just so you know, you can start over as many times as you need to.

It absolutely did.

Don’t forget to pay the rent today !

Bald eagle in dumpster

It's only a terrorist attack if the victims include an insurance CEO

If you take it literally, “Last Christmas” by Wham! is a song about organ donation from the POV of a ghost.

Between the shutdown, the drones, and them perp walking Luigi like he’s the goddamn Joker, I think it’s clear the writers are officially out of ideas and are just grabbing whatever was left in the cutting room floor.

It's the time of the year when "Do They Know it's Christmas?" randomly pops up on the spotify holiday playlist and I'm shocked *once again* at how utterly tone deaf and condescending it is. I know I'm not breaking any new ground but MY GOD.

five more days of the grind and then HOLIDAY PTO‼️

Writing is an act of rebellion.
Writing is an act of creation.
Writing is an act of salvation.
Writing is an act of exploration.
Writing is an act of emotion.
Writing is an act of confession.
Writing is an act of speculation.
Writing is an act of reflection.
Keep writing.

If you are a federal employee or you know one, I STRONGLY urge you to make sure you are a member of your union and that your dues are current before January 20th.

Election fraud and caravans.

Disappeared like farts in the wind, didn’t they?

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