Girltwink Don Callis

MY WIFE

I want to fuck the boats, but boats aren't my wife.

Whenever I and whoever I'm with get called "guys" at a restaurant, I play a little internal guessing game of "how pointed was the word 'guys'?"

I think three years ago me would have been good at Seattle, but in the process of growing as a person and learning to love myself I have become someone who is bad at Seattle.

things that are all about trying your best and having fun:
- war
- gender
- sex

One of the great benefits of maritime school is that I have a professional incentive to practice rope play... but I think that my instructors would prefer I call it "line play" to internalize the terminology.

Lotta trucks getting aggressive in parking lots on my walk home, but none of them willing to make mans laugh.

I think I've been assigned slut-cryptid by the other students at boat school.

I think clair obscur resonates with so many people because, at its core, it's a game about beating up your parents.

Don Callis is a National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets starring Nicolas Cage

MY WIFE

Increasingly sure that maritime terminology is all just dirty euphemisms.

IT'S HERE!!

MY HUSBAND

I can no longer voice an opinion online without thinking of the International Maritime Organization.

SPOUSE

They should invent a version of depression that's just cool instead of depression that feels cool until you express yourself to another human being.

I absolutely think it's hot to be plugged into the nosebleed turbokilling machine that ruins me psychologically, but I wanna get horny about it while exploring the drama of being a broken person and crunching silly combat numbers.

Thinking about trying once again to write a mechsploitation-as-not-just-horny RPG.

Kinda fucked up that prophecy technicalities mean I can kill the Witch King of Angmar but not Macbeth.

Unclear why sleep deprivation is an essential element of transforming into a boat

vibe-checking the bread-descriptor

Taking Latin ensures that you can talk to exactly zero Ancient Romans, but you COULD take a suspiciously long time to read Cicero if you brought a dictionary for all the hard words. Luckily, if you took a long time to read Caesar it would not be suspicious because he writes like shit.

Still feeling awful, but it feels great to punch and kick things.

Life devouring demon art: full-time studies

Learning that I'm better at hitting things than I thought, which means I have to be a lot more careful about hitting things.

Simon "The Rock" Johnson

Depends on the god

I liked the dub and drawing so much I had to animate it.
Never animated something so fast in my life

Me in a black dress and corpse paint, tights, corset belt, buncha necklaces. Full fit

Closer look at the makeup. All sort of wavey black bits on a white face. Finger blurring in when a friend tried to photo bomb me and I glared at them

Me with sleeves cut off and new ear rings a fren bought me

Meant to post about 40 mins ago. This was my outfit for my 28th birthday.
I am getting ever closer to becoming a MILF