ren

(Zoom meeting presenting a bar chart): any questions on Q3 before we move on to forecasts?
Me: uh, can we imagine the bars as skyscrapers where the data works? Or are they little smokestacks at a data factory?
Presenter:…they’re stelae, that the data can’t understand but worship regardless

no that's genuinely fucked. idk how people don't see that "I feel bad for you for being [sexuality]" isn't something you can just drop on people. if it's an established thing with close friends who know you're okay with being teased about it, sure. but you can't just assume it's ok to joke about.

i let him hit because he possesses a vial of his own blood despite his tiny veins

seattle is a beautiful city because if you befriend the right person you can get a vial of your own blood after being roasted for having "puzzlingly tiny" and "fucky" veins

she's actually so cool it's unreal

1973 AMC Gremlin. It is yellow with a red stripe through the middle

this car has lots of tboy swag

i'm putting my hands on my hips about this. but only for a minute cuz it looks silly!!!

I feel god in this tidal pool

the cover art is nipple tattoo ideas

I have just learned that my girlfriend wrote a book about whether or not transmascs should keep their nipples when they get top surgery 🤠

man who knowingly and willingly did not leave early enough to get boba on his way to therapy is mad that he doesn't have time to get boba on his way to therapy

testosterone is a performance-enhancing drug for getting horny instead of getting your feelings hurt. you cannot kill us in a way that matters

if you were conventionally attractive pre-transition, transphobes will see T as ruining your beauty. if you weren't conventionally attractive pre-transition, transphobes will see you as a failed woman who turned to T b/c she was too mannish. what's key here is that both of these can be eroticized

I worry my meaning may be misinterpreted. to clarify:
better form = no nip
better function = nip

"it's the classic form vs function debate" -ren, trying to decide if he wants to keep his nipples when he gets top surgery

Old sweetheart of mine moved back into town, and I misjudged it as a Hallmark film opening. Nope, it's a Nordic noir opening. She has memory lapses from drinking and is looking into the murder of our old teacher. Lots of coffee and full frontal nudity, but it's been bleak coffee and nudity.

I hope this email finds you thinking with your big head

kinda weird for me (a man) to have boobs (which are typically for women) and kinda unfortunate that getting them removed will cost several dollars

it is very very good that surgeries exist to help get rid of some of the body horror but it is very very fucked that they have paywalled having less body horror

every 😌 time 😌

A large and mysterious bird of great power and importance takes a break from foraging curbside leaf litter to reorganize and optimize its wing folds.

The Mayor has returned

zoomed in and vaguely pixelated picture of the face of a flying squirrel (who loves it every time)

🧩 is a slur for autists

he has tboy swag

waiter! there's a fly in my soup! (the waiter displays infinite compassion for all living beings and saves the fly)

Mr. Longpenis I *need* your playlist of misogynistic bangers

13 days until first testostiversary. I think what I'll miss more than anything is not being allowed to think about the fact that the divorce never would have happened if I hadn't transitioned because I told myself I wouldn't think too hard about things like that until I made it to a year

it’s three cheers for ren day. please give three cheers to your local ren.

update: he loves it every time