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Screenshot from the pokemon game pokepark wii. The player pikachu is befriending a spheal. Text says "spheal is now your friend!"

he'd see too much of himself in a son and we all know how he feels about himself.

tweet from @arod_twit: "characters in tv shows are too self aware now! every emotional convo is like "i guess i yelled at you earlier because i never processed dad leaving" no!! no!!! flush someone's blood pressure medication because they called you lazy."

i think about this tweet a lot

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

Devilman grasping onto Satan (Ryo) with tears flowing down his face. Devilman is dark with strong bat like wings and large animalistic muscle. Satan (Ryo) is stoic, beautiful and appears somewhat like a glimmering ghost. The androgynous hands of Satan are held near to Devilman’s face as they study his tears. They are surrounded by a vibrant fire. Cascading around them both are the strange long finger-like wings of Satan.

Devilman 💖

The 15 year old girls on tumblr with bpd writing fanfic of these characters r probably doing it better tbh

No one likes to use the V word when talking about characters, especially male ones, and tbh it's incredibly detrimental to the quality of writing these characters get and usually ends up with them warping into absurd charicatures of toxic masculine power fetishes that make little sense

Honestly the reason why characters like the punisher and jason todd have fanbases consisting of the worst men u have ever met and mentally ill teenage girls is because the teenage girls r the only one in their fanbases who can read. They r both just victim revenge fantasy characters at their core.

FFXIV meme fandaniel is pouring a drink for a very unamused looking zenos "have we tried substance abuse my liege"

taylor swift is the mr beast of music

"Chocobos CAN believe in Monster Jesus" is an incredible thing to hear before I'm fully caffeinated

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

just heard northernlion say "I could honk the shit out of a shoo right now" and that just goes to show why everyone should study linguistics because the fact that that phrase is entirely coherent is FASCINATING

Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing oshawott holding a large sword

Oshawott has a sword

When people ask what it’s like having ADHD

An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.

Low effort meme featuring a picture from pokemon legends za of a spheal, sealeo, and shiny walrein Text by walrein says "grandfather full of lead" Text by sealeo says "father full of asbestos" Text by spheal says "me full of microplastics"

A screenshot of an enemy called Forgiven Perversion, which is standing in the corner of the room facing the wall akin to the "don't talk me angy" cat meme

no talk me i'm pervert

I love your fit. Don't fucking talk to me

crystal exarch erectile dysfunction not because he’s old but because his penis has been crystallized

gold ship fanart: (flexes muscles) heh… think you can keep up with the goddess of the track? (lightning generates with each powerful step)

gold ship in the game: hey trainer! i got afflicted with a case of “dope ass swag” and now i’m going to make it your problem for the next ten races.

i NEED you all to understand most online platforms have to use AI and AI type shit for image filtering so that they don't have to have a room full of REAL people look at images of graphic violence, irl CSA material and other incredibly traumatic stuff

the event quest was actually just taking Spoons on a walk to their turf war with arkveld

Natan by contrast hurts to look directly at. You have all the soul potency and aether of a dragon condensed into a 5'0 tall viera(?). He should not exist and yet.