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Jake

@halloimjake.bsky.social

I’m a nice person, I swear! My face and general demeanor just make it seem like I’m not :( He/Him | 33 | NYC

512 Followers  |  217 Following  |  80 Posts  |  Joined: 07.06.2023  |  2.0607

Latest posts by halloimjake.bsky.social on Bluesky

Me?

22.09.2025 00:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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17.09.2025 20:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No

16.09.2025 21:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching the older gay stretch AT knockdown center and I can’t help but think, damn I should have stretched before this too!

28.06.2025 22:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Toessssss

07.06.2025 21:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Be nice! 😬

17.05.2025 00:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wellllll

17.05.2025 00:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Honestly, it’s fine 🤷🏻‍♂️🙈

17.05.2025 00:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Help me visualize the bounce tho 👀

27.04.2025 23:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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25.04.2025 14:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think @halloimgreg.bsky.social and I’s vow renewal will have to be Glee themed given how happy he is rewatching old Glee weddings

14.04.2025 00:43 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Same girl, next up, Mario party

12.04.2025 23:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Since I don’t participate in real #fcf generally, here’s my contribution…my favorite cup and favorite cat ☕️😻

11.04.2025 12:09 — 👍 41    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly 🤤

08.04.2025 18:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We travel light, only 7 bags 😬 ( @halloimgreg.bsky.social )

08.04.2025 15:22 — 👍 45    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me: we know where Noah’s ark is
Greg: yeah it’s in fucking Kentucky or something, they built it there

07.04.2025 21:57 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Decided to be fancy and try to tie my own bow tie, needs some work but honestly kinda proud

06.04.2025 23:01 — 👍 54    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Happy Friday from Portugal!

04.04.2025 09:38 — 👍 66    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok. So PV is very gay obvi. But like good god, this is where they hide all the tops apparently

16.02.2025 20:42 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hiiiii

01.02.2025 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Come and get em! 😊

01.02.2025 02:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have so many free drink cards for Rise I think I’m going to start giving them out as tips to good hookups

01.02.2025 01:57 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

You are welcome to babysit any time!

28.01.2025 01:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Having a kitten is exhausting, how do people survive having kids?!

28.01.2025 01:44 — 👍 26    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Does that make me the awkward camera man filming?

13.01.2025 02:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just a reminder that @halloimgreg.bsky.social is and has always been a frat daddy

13.01.2025 02:20 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I swear dentists are just con-men these days, like why is it that every time I go it’s some new problem but they NEVER mention the same thing twice?

10.01.2025 17:24 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Finding the motivation to work is so hard when I’d much rather be cuddled up on the couch being handsy 😇

07.01.2025 15:54 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Survived the dentist!

06.01.2025 23:33 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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