Percapita, you get your ass in this house RIGHT NOW, little mister. Or, you are GROUNDED!

Thanks for this, @lanceboil.bsky.social - it really made my day.

The icy cold war America is busy losing Its weakest flank isn’t Greenland, but around Alaska

Western countries concerned about Russian and Chinese activity in the Arctic have been drawing up new strategies and beefing up their defences in the region. Will it prove enough?

Fixtures selected for the "throne rooms" of the new White House ballroom

Fixtures selected for the "throne rooms" of the new White House ballroom

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My dearest Heather, The day that has filled us with dread for over a fortnight is finally upon us. General Noem's 666th Dogkiller Division marches Northwest toward Portland. We meager few of the Antifa Witch Mountain Regiment bivouac in the North Park Blocks of Old Town. Our provisions consist of eleven cartons of Top Ramen (Shrimp Flavor), three tubs of vegan cheese balls and seven cases of Four Loco. This should sustain us for many days. Water is abundant, as the Willamette flows nearby. I know not how long this siege will last, but I shall send these missives for as long as WiFi holds at Cadejo Coffee. I fear, however, that there will be no escape for Witch Mountain. I remain, as always, eternally yours Dustin

I got FOMOOTR

I think I'm gonna skip the dental hygienist this month so I'll be ready to go out on Halloween as a counterfeit Labubu

Do I HAVE to?

Doug Ford is nothing but a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

Epstein Accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell Has Been Moved to the Same Prison as Disgraced Ex-Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes Ghislaine Maxwell, the convicted child sex trafficker serving a 20-year prison sentence, has been abruptly moved into the custody of a minimum-security federal prison camp in Texas — the same one hous...

I guess silence really IS golden. And we KNOW how much The Orange Menace loves gold!
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Photo of a woman's ear featuring green peridot earrings

If the folks who came up with the idea of birthstones had been from Texas, the gem for August would be brown

That time in 2024 when Donald J. Trump picked his running mate

Watching Le Tour de France RN, and wondering if they call a château that's less than 300 years old a McMansion

You're at the tailor shop. You're at the weapon store. You're at the com-bin-ation tailor shop and weapon store!

This is gonna be my go-to excuse for pretty much everything: "I refuse to mow the lawn on biblical grounds"

Someone needs to tell MAGA that the monster under the bed is a mirror.

The cartoon is very unrealistic. There is no way our current head of government would be able to walk that far without mechanical assistance.