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Just your average gay autistic aromantic monk wizard. He/Him Talk board games to me.

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I got Argent off Ebay earlier this year and still haven't tabled it. I really need to get it played. My group loves a high interaction be mean to each other game and it sounds perfect

15.11.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC

A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

26.04.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 22977    πŸ” 7560    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 140
The title card for episode 3 of The Greenvale Letters featuring the series logo and text that reads "Episode 3: Noose Available now wherever you get your podcasts!"

The title card for episode 3 of The Greenvale Letters featuring the series logo and text that reads "Episode 3: Noose Available now wherever you get your podcasts!"

Meredith's investigation goes sideways when she's confronted by two agents demanding information or else.

With these two accompanying her, will they find what they're looking for or will disaster strike again?

The Greenvale Letters Ep 3 is live on all podcast platforms! - linktr.ee/distantsatel...

10.11.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This story is infinitely more important than GTA getting delayed. Don't let me catch you moaning about waiting longer for a video game if you're not mad about why it happened.

07.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4214    πŸ” 2239    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 6

Just lost my election as the Mayor of Dale. My opponent said my 2% wealth tax on Smaug the Terrible was communism, and spread a rumor that I wanted to spend some of the money on healthcare for Dwarves.

Anyway, now they shutting down the program that gives bread to the poor to pay for new ballroom.

30.10.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 178    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Anti-trans group admits bathroom predator myth is made up
Dec 07 2018 β€’ Written by Sofia Lotto Persio

Anti-trans group admits bathroom predator myth is made up Dec 07 2018 β€’ Written by Sofia Lotto Persio

Swimmer Riley Gaines Admits She's Just Using Sports to Make Trans Rights
"Crumble"

Swimmer Riley Gaines Admits She's Just Using Sports to Make Trans Rights "Crumble"

Helen Joyce reveals plans to use fears around trans kids as stepping stone to eliminate
"trans" in public life by Mallory Moore
& transsafety.network

Helen Joyce reveals plans to use fears around trans kids as stepping stone to eliminate "trans" in public life by Mallory Moore & transsafety.network

right wing bigots have admitted

- the β€œtrans women in bathrooms” issue

- the β€œtrans women in sports” issue and

- the β€œtrans kids getting surgery” issue

were all MADE UP TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY

are you paying attention?

19.10.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3267    πŸ” 1817    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 49
two panels of a Nancy comic by Ernie Bushmiller. Nancy sees a NOTICE board and then blacks out the T with a pencil so the board reads NO ICE. Nancy smiles.

two panels of a Nancy comic by Ernie Bushmiller. Nancy sees a NOTICE board and then blacks out the T with a pencil so the board reads NO ICE. Nancy smiles.

based nancy

17.10.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8519    πŸ” 2140    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 18

You were pukka poisoned and I had to come up with an ability quickly after you were pit hagged 🀷
Let the game continue to final 3 at least

17.10.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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I become this more and more every day...

11.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Image text reads:
Do you teach board games?
We invite you to complete a short survey for academic research into people’s experiences of teaching boardgames, at home and elsewhere. 
The survey takes about ten minutes to complete.

To find out more, please use the QR code, 
visit  go.unimelb.edu.au/45qp 
or email hybrid-games@unimelb.edu.au 

(University of Melbourne Human Research Ethics Approval 33778)

There is also a decorative image of game pawns and dice, with a magnifying glass on top, as well as a QR code which points to the given link.

Image text reads: Do you teach board games? We invite you to complete a short survey for academic research into people’s experiences of teaching boardgames, at home and elsewhere. The survey takes about ten minutes to complete. To find out more, please use the QR code, visit go.unimelb.edu.au/45qp or email hybrid-games@unimelb.edu.au (University of Melbourne Human Research Ethics Approval 33778) There is also a decorative image of game pawns and dice, with a magnifying glass on top, as well as a QR code which points to the given link.

Do you teach boardgames? We have just launched a survey asking about your experience! It takes about ten minutes to complete - please share!
Survey link: go.unimelb.edu.au/45qp

08.10.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6
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Six months ago a creature was captured in the woods outside of Lutterworth and taken to Greenvale Laboratory.

Last night it escaped containment and began its rampage.

Lone survivor of the attack, Meredith Butler, begins her search for answers on October 27th in Episode 1 of The Greenvale Letters.

06.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4
Two panels. Above the left, it says: "Games I brought to game night". We see Heinze carrying a very big and heavy backpack holding at least 15 games (it shows the outlines of the boxes through the bag). Above the right panel it says: "Games we played at game night". We see the same image of Heinze carrying the back pack with only one small game highlighted in the entire backpack.

Two panels. Above the left, it says: "Games I brought to game night". We see Heinze carrying a very big and heavy backpack holding at least 15 games (it shows the outlines of the boxes through the bag). Above the right panel it says: "Games we played at game night". We see the same image of Heinze carrying the back pack with only one small game highlighted in the entire backpack.

New comic! Bringing loads of games to game night and only ending up playing one or two small ones... Who else does this? πŸ˜‚

πŸ‘€ You can read this week's blog post (it's a long one!) at
semicoop.com/comic/beast-of-burden/ #gamenight #boardgames

06.10.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8
A picture of the board state of 7 Empires roughly 2/3 of the way through a game

A picture of the board state of 7 Empires roughly 2/3 of the way through a game

Got 7 Empires played yesterday. A fun War of Whispers/King is Dead style game that I'm surprised isn't getting more attention. Worth checking out.

#boardgames #concordia #MacGerdts #Imperial #warofwhispers #thekingisdead

06.10.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Online Identify Theft Act strikes, just as predicted. And there will be a lot more of this to come, and also probably already happening, but as-yet not detected.
#OnlineSafetyAct

04.10.2025 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spooky Legs Sterling sounds like a character in Bugsy Malone.
🎡So you wanna be a wrestler🎡

02.10.2025 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry for the confusion then. I have a vague memory of you talking about books with insect politics a while back but I'm possibly conflating you talking about something else with those books.

15.09.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Empire in Black and Gold and A Memory Called Empire I think. Can't remember which game you were covering but was a while back and your enthusiasm made me seek out the books.

15.09.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I adore Banks and forgive the odd bad bit. As others have said that is the worst Culture book and the others are a lot more interesting.

But then I really struggled with the insect politics fantasy book and A Memory of Empire(?) you recommended so maybe we have very different tastes 🀷

14.09.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Extra context - the BBC has previously been the subject *of* a trans rights protest for unethical coverage practices explicitly intended to misrepresent us and stoke right wing hatred. The Guardian’s come under fire for similar things.

They are very much on the side of the far right.

13.09.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 939    πŸ” 295    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Parcelforce have said 2 days in a row that they can't deliver as no-one in.
Weird, been in all day both days sat near the door and made sure today by having the front door open.
Im sick of everything getting shitter so shareholders can have numbers go up
#boardgames #parcelforce #enshittification

12.09.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
wileycap
What gets me about the Mastercard/Visa shit is this:
You are at the grocery store. You pick up a nice, girthy zucchini. You head over to the oils and pick up a thing of olive oil. Then a packet of condoms.
Satisfied with your selections, you head to the cashier. As you place the items on the conveyor, a voice shouts: "DON'T SELL THOSE! THAT'S GOING UP A BUTT!"
And then for some reason, the cashier agrees. Then the guy who shouted, this fuckass guy in a suit, marches up to the counter and starts demanding that the store never sell any vegetables that could be put up a butt. He starts out pointing at the zucchinis and cucumbers and carrots, but you heard what he said: he's effectively banning every vegetable, just enforcing it selectively.
You ask the cashier if he's corporate or something. The cashier says no. The manager? No. He works here at least? No.
Who the fuck is he, then?
Well, the cashier explains, he's the bank manager from the next street over. He's taken up a moral crusade against vegetables that might go into rectums and if they don't obey him, he won't take anyone's paychecks or any money from any store that opposes him. And his bank is the only bank in the region, so it'd be a huge hassle for the business and the employees.
And somehow this dumb fucking scenario is real.

wileycap What gets me about the Mastercard/Visa shit is this: You are at the grocery store. You pick up a nice, girthy zucchini. You head over to the oils and pick up a thing of olive oil. Then a packet of condoms. Satisfied with your selections, you head to the cashier. As you place the items on the conveyor, a voice shouts: "DON'T SELL THOSE! THAT'S GOING UP A BUTT!" And then for some reason, the cashier agrees. Then the guy who shouted, this fuckass guy in a suit, marches up to the counter and starts demanding that the store never sell any vegetables that could be put up a butt. He starts out pointing at the zucchinis and cucumbers and carrots, but you heard what he said: he's effectively banning every vegetable, just enforcing it selectively. You ask the cashier if he's corporate or something. The cashier says no. The manager? No. He works here at least? No. Who the fuck is he, then? Well, the cashier explains, he's the bank manager from the next street over. He's taken up a moral crusade against vegetables that might go into rectums and if they don't obey him, he won't take anyone's paychecks or any money from any store that opposes him. And his bank is the only bank in the region, so it'd be a huge hassle for the business and the employees. And somehow this dumb fucking scenario is real.

I would just like to write and talk about TTRPGs without this post being relevant.

Thanks itch.io!

04.09.2025 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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waka wake

01.09.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 765    πŸ” 190    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
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Went to an Afghan pop up restaurant last night- the food was all cooked by Afghan refugees who had settled in my town

Amazing food, lovely people, a great night. Thank you

Oh, and fuck you Fartage

30.08.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3386    πŸ” 324    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 8

The idea that Western Civilization will collapse if we let like 1% of people swap genders or whatever is so bizarre to me that I have a hard time even conceptualizing what these people think "Western Civilization" is and what exactly will happen to it in their nightmare gender scenario.

25.08.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 658    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 2

Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok

26.08.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5643    πŸ” 1307    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 21

Basically game dependent.

There's a big difference between take that in something like Munchkin and your plans being utterly ruined by other players in Bus or Hansa Teutonica or Power Grid or some other highly interactive game. One is awful the other is everything I want in a game.

25.08.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On reflection, Harry Potter is a remarkably easy franchise for a board gamer to boycott. There has never been a good HP themed game, not one. The highest rated one on BGG is a deck builder, and I played it and it was awful. (I rated it a 3/10 in 2019 and skipped doing a vid on it)

HP games are crap

22.08.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Trans people were this site’s early adopters and continue to be a huge part of it.

J.K. Rowling won’t ever show up here because there aren’t enough nazis to applaud her.

Coddling the miserable little cretin’s fee-fees on this platform is a pathetic thing to do.

22.08.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3947    πŸ” 1575    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 16

this was the post, and it will still be funny whenever I see it again

19.08.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"In battle, they wore headbands surmounted by pinkish feline ears, jingling bells on thick leather collars about their necks. Curling their hands into in an aspect not unlike paws, upon swatting at an opponent the officers were known to mumble, 'mew mew.'"

16.08.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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