Law Roach’s Flat Iron

Y’all just be roaming the earth all fine and shit!!!

Being wide awake rn is irritating me.

It’s weird and borderline narcissism. I know some ppl, BEAUTIFUL, but can’t just sit with themselves. The HAVE to be the center of attention

I hate that these dog woke me up at 3 and I’m still up

I still listen to music from the Star soundtrack.

Why y’all be conventionally attractive and be needing so much attention?

In the words of Mariah Carey

“Imma do the best with what I got”

I just finished. I’m so upset it’s over for now, I feel like it just started!!!

I wish my tongue was longer.

I feel like the new trans girls do not be on mones long before they transition. Mainly the ATL ones

Why is “mockingbird” your favorite Eminem song!

I forgot I had Apple Music on that new DJ setting and I’m having a party on this train!!!

It’s basically my personality!

YALL DONT GIVE LIL KIM ENOUGH CREDIT FOR HARDCORE!!

Ok?!?? What would you like us to do with that information?

For the love of god

And that’s it!! But the rest are fighting for a story or to be included

The whole cast is a no for me!!

Here’s to another week of greatness 🤞🏾✨

Start a business, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. This shit is consuming me. I stop doing one thing and start doing another. Think about what has to be done even in the shower.

I’m like “ why you shave yo pussy and not the ass hole” she said “why you bring that up you a asshole”

Make chicken cheap again and make dick unwaxed again!

Always been!!! Now I’m just grown and horny 🤣🤣

I DO NOT care for the DLwhisperer.. he’s a f that wants to be accepted by women at the expense of the community he’s very clearly apart of whole time half the women he panders to wouldn’t say good things about him.

Once this voting rights act gets overturned, it’s gonna get real dark real quick.

I need to move back to CT

Something’s gotta give!!!

And they ain’t never lied!

The way you get him is the same way you lose him!

I’m mad I’m not going to homecoming