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I visited a couple of breweries last week and when I said "I'm not into hazys right now" they looked like I'd just slapped their newborn.

St. Ives is a delightful taproom. Amazing beers, friendly service, and dog friendly. What more could you want?

...and then I have the nanodog smores and 5am and I remember what Brewdog could be. Gods dammit.

Got an offer for a free pint of new recipe Punk IPA. It's horrible. Why would you ruin your flagship beer? I'm hoping this is a publicity stunt and they'll revert to the old recipe eventually.

The Woke Left will stop at nothing and want you to don your GAY apparel NOW

So sorry hon. X

I love 50s stuff. What you gonna hit them with?

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Lovely read. Makes me want to go back to 1996 too and buy you a pint. 🙂

You're loved right back dude. X

There’s a young southern woman on tt doing an experiment: calling churches & asking if they can help her get baby formula, saying she can’t afford it. Of the 30+ she’s called, nearly every church has said no. The ones who said yes were:

Black Baptist Churches
A Mosque
A small Appalachian church

Disagree. Into the Wonderful for Gods.

3 Screenshots from the movie "The Goonies" (1985): First, a group of children gather closely, holding a newspaper titled "Astoria Ledger" with headlines about the Fratellis, featuring black-and-white mugshots. Second, one child points at the newspaper while others look on with concern, subtitles read, "He was upstairs! - The guy who tried to sing." Third, the children appear worried as they continue to examine the newspaper, a subtitle states, "I said there would be trouble, but you didn't listen."

Oct 24th - The Fratellis: Francis, Jake, and Mama, were featured on the frontpage of the Astoria Ledger.

📽️📅 The Goonies (1985)

A reminder that I have "Arkham" embedded in my name.

(not that there's anything wrong with that...)

A Scanner Dreckly — The Life and Legacy of St. Austell Proper Job IPA — Pellicle It is a sedate summer’s afternoon in the bar of The Globe in Topsham, five miles outside Exeter. Wimbledon is on the big screen, with the sound turned down, and there are five other customers inside. ...

It was a joy to research and write the story of St Austell’s Proper Job for @pelliclemag.com and it can be read here www.pelliclemag.com/home/2025/9/...

Yep. Pet hate (well, one of them) is doing mandatory training via enforced videos.

Oh no! Poor Maru. ☹️

I have eaten

the radioactive shrimp

that were in

the Walmart

and which

you were probably

saving

for the apocalypse

Forgive me

they were delicious

so sweet

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Lovely colour!

a Norwegian king crab

Cis people being weird about trans people makes me think about king crabs.
Bear with me for this one because it will make sense.
You know king crabs, right? Giant crab, lives up north, has long legs, very expensive and tasty, featured on many a mukbang
Did you know they are technically not crabs? 1/

I can't believe you didn't have tickets, I thought you'd be all over that. ☹️

No matter what age they are, people often say they feel the same as when they were a kid, and wonder when they'll finally feel like an adult. But they never felt like a child - it's simply what it feels like to be alive, to be you, an awareness and nervousness of being.

White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem CHICAGO—As a singer made her way onto the field to kickoff another home game with “The Star-Spangled Banner,” White Sox public address announcer Gene Honda politely reminded fans Tuesday to remove the...

White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During  National Anthem

Playing D and D, drinking Iron Maiden wine

Yes?

Nice to visit London again, nicer to see an epic Iron Maiden gig, even nicer to see so many old friends. Nicest of all: coming home to my family in beautiful Wiltshire. 🙂