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Pretty sure the Air Canada agent who helped me check my bag thought that today was my first day ever being in public

It should be illegal for me and @lawndad.bsky.social to grow tomatoes

Last weekend I said I was done canning for the season but I have once again spent all weekend canning

Watching the Lillith Fair documentary on CBC Gem and silently sobbing

My favourite part of going on vacation as an adult is the weeks and weeks of exhausting preparation in both your personal and professional lives to make sure nothing implodes while you’re away for 17 days

If a woman runs toward Rudy Giuliani?

Dead giveaway

Save me Pho King V15

Rewatching RPDR S5 for the first time since it aired and rediscovering my hatred of Roxxxy Andrews

a puppet with a wig on is sitting on a couch . ALT: a puppet with a wig on is sitting on a couch .

when your hair is down and the uber driver rolls the windows down

Escaped Bomfest but am now being tormented by “Rockin Thunder”

I feel like I shouldn’t be able to hear whatever loud outdoor music is going on at Northlands from 20+ blocks away, but here we are

my “i love concentration camps” tshirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

goodbye cruel world

I could never be on a Netflix reality show because I could not bring myself to drink wine out of those stainless steel wine glasses

EVANDER KANE GONE????:$:$: THANK THE LORD

Quinn Hughes seeing more drama get added with Evander Kane to an already fractured Canucks locker room

The web trip planner doesn’t even work btw. I knew there was a bus somewhere around 8:20, I put my trip into the planner just to see, and it said the next bus was at 8:54. The bus I wanted was at 8:23!

Going back to this after using a fully functional app for years lmao

I had maybe a dozen saved bus stop numbers in the app that I used frequently, now I guess I have to memorize them to see departures? Put them in a note on my phone? Stupid!!!

ETS decommissioned their transit app that I used to check schedules/departures and replaced it with a web trip planner that does not work. They suggested using that text for bus stop departures thing that I haven’t used in over ten years as a replacement.

I feel desperate for sunshine but I also really like laying on my couch with the window open while it’s raining

Call me dramatic but the minute it was confirmed Hyman was out, I didn’t think we were going to win. Didn’t feel right.

I love the Edmonton Oilers and I think they did a really good job 🌝

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Coming back from 0-3 is their kink

I think that tonight it should be Kevin Bieksa’s turn to yell at them in the locker room

I made poutine for Taylor Swift

It’s June 11th and I’m actually not having a great birthday/Pride month so far, can I speak to a manager

I simply don’t care that you think bluesky is less fun than Twitter was 5 years ago. No shit. The works is a totalitarian shit show. Nowhere is any fun. Make your own fun you fucking whiner.

imagining trying to explain this meme to 2019 me