tudabee

why is the Internet

in my defense i already have dopamine and serotonin it totally balances out

i say i'm fine but i also want tattoos of cortisol and dioxygen difluoride

I love that Elon is the most gilded cage of suffering and it is entirely of his own making

Dang! The world is rude, so being glum is not unreasonable. But I hope you feel less glum soon!

so I think my DM has a plot line in mind

but would it be rude to message them with random in character headcanon that may or may not be applicable

they canonically had a rich uncle who won a ganja farm in a bet, what if they did the same with a dumb truck stop

you could replace pharmacy with... a lot of words, actually

a gray and white cat in a close shot of his face. he's slightly cross eyed trying to look at the phone rudely taking his picture

cat

"WHAT IS YOUR CATS NAME " DA METAL SKLETON ASKS : "TARGET ACQUIRRED" 1. DO U WANT TO SNIFF MY HAND 2. DO YOU? YES YOU DO 3. DO YOU LIKE SCRATCHES 4. YES YOU DO 5. YOU LOVE SCATCHES MOTHER FUCKER HELL YEA - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHAT IS YOUR CAT"S NAME , GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

it's very weird but hell, i'm not arguing

for who

A reminder that if you see someone stealing food

NO YOU DIDNT

if they follow me around but otherwise ignore me i have to go to work :(

anyone else use their cats as a metric

like if they both sit on my bed and refuse to move i am physically ill and should not leave the house

if they are weirdly alert and cuddly i am having a bad day and *probably* should not leave the house

yelling at me, positive, because he's in a metal band at the metal bar. to be clear.

I am at a metal bar and there's a little pit running around and people pantomiming hakoudens at each other. a man in tie dye is yelling at me. it's adorable.

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

A SKALATON RIDIG THE ROAD'S AND THERE SAYIN " DONT TRY TO FIX ME , IM NOT BROKEN, IM STUPID" BUT THERE STILL OUT THERE EVERY DAY KICKEN ASSSSS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DONT FIX ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

I interpret angst posting as what the fuck posting and to be clear I want to affirm "what the fuck"

me: i worked on things
boss: wait can you talk about that
me: what
b: the labor intensive thing you did but spent two seconds on
me: why?
b: because it seems important
me: so?
b: so I want to make sure you get credit for that
me: why
b: ... it's important to me? ☺️
me: FUCK

A SKELATEN POINTEN AT A SKELTAN WHOSE RIDEN THERE BIKE INTO DA FUTURE TO FUCK IT UP "MANY FUCK UPS TO COME , "YOUR WELCOME" " , OH AND DA TEXT " ALREADY FUCKED UP TODAY PROBABLY GONNA FUCK UP TOMORROW " SO NOW WHATS UP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LETS FUCKEN GO - dashare.zone ADMIN

Me: ...will pizza help
Brain: MAYBE

Brain: THINGS ARE SCARY
Me: Oh no, is there something wrong with my health? or my cats? or my job? or anything else I have tangible control over?
Brain: no
Me: ...
Brain: SCARY!!

I have adapted my personal style to require as few adjustments on a daily basis as possible, so sometimes I forget I have a face of piercings until the nice kid at the grocery register says they're cool :3

pffft, being good at Pokemon is for children, be terrible and mash B as god intended

heck yeah three beers in buddy

I literally cannot comprehend how joyless you need to be to get mad about fried things in flatbread

idk I think diogenes is the real patron saint of shit posting

outside rudely drops water sometimes >:[

life is rude, extra so when it can't be solved with quacamole :[