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Trump Lawsuit Against IRS Puts Him on Both Sides of the Same Case President Trump’s lawsuit against the government that he runs presents a mind-bending minefield of conflicts that could end with his appointees approving a federal payout to him.

Trump paid $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017 and now wants $10 billion because a leaker pointed that out www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

01.02.2026 19:31 — 👍 3977    🔁 1660    💬 135    📌 73

The next item in the auction was a week in a house in Sag Harbor. As the auctioneer was in the middle of talking about the item, Bari shouted “Name your price!” Didn’t wait for the bidding to begin. She won it for $25k.

01.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 1104    🔁 85    💬 29    📌 8

Oof

01.02.2026 18:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Free gift to my haters, Diaspora Boy is in the Epstein files

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

01.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 218    🔁 24    💬 12    📌 3
Making his first public comments about the release, Trump cast the documents as a vindication of his actions.

“I didn’t see it myself but I was told by _some very important people_ that not only does it absolve me, it’s the opposite of what people were hoping, you know, the radical left,” he told reporters Saturday night as he flew to Florida.

Making his first public comments about the release, Trump cast the documents as a vindication of his actions. “I didn’t see it myself but I was told by _some very important people_ that not only does it absolve me, it’s the opposite of what people were hoping, you know, the radical left,” he told reporters Saturday night as he flew to Florida.

"Prince Andrew and Alan Dershowitz said I'm cleared."

01.02.2026 06:46 — 👍 333    🔁 24    💬 9    📌 1

Not only is that the very same Nellie Bowles, but she pops up 17 different times in the files!

31.01.2026 16:23 — 👍 1712    🔁 500    💬 19    📌 34

this guy’s an antisemite? this guy? next you’re gonna tell me elon musk is in the epstein files

31.01.2026 17:04 — 👍 4967    🔁 870    💬 30    📌 33

we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds

31.01.2026 20:31 — 👍 9604    🔁 3281    💬 84    📌 54

I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”

31.01.2026 15:43 — 👍 10492    🔁 2203    💬 103    📌 92

Nice, next up we should finally kick out the Murdoch terror headquarters from Midtown Manhattan and from NY state for good

31.01.2026 00:32 — 👍 167    🔁 21    💬 1    📌 0

Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible

30.01.2026 23:57 — 👍 19119    🔁 3950    💬 238    📌 169

Cannot overstate how regular this is, esp in a possibly unfriendly interview (public event; subject did not invite you; you approach). You end up close because that’s how you get audible interview tape to quote accurately later. (Also this is overwritten nonsense, even for this kind of filing.)

30.01.2026 22:01 — 👍 704    🔁 159    💬 2    📌 5

I’m once again shedding a tear for Lil B and how (mostly white) people destroyed what he meant by “based”

30.01.2026 21:36 — 👍 147    🔁 24    💬 3    📌 0

I think it also intersects with the taboo aspects, which is why Nazis reply "based" whenever public figures insinuate certain things

30.01.2026 21:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ah I didn't know/remember it originated with Lil B! Quickly co-opted I guess

30.01.2026 21:30 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I'm not 12 years old or a Nazi so I don't know how accurate it is

30.01.2026 21:28 — 👍 138    🔁 6    💬 6    📌 0
Regardless, the White House was quick to celebrate Ms. Minaj.

“oh she’s super BASED,” according to the White House X account, a conglomeration of the Minaj song “Super Bass” and a slang word used to describe a bold move or someone who projects disregard for how others feel about their actions.

Regardless, the White House was quick to celebrate Ms. Minaj. “oh she’s super BASED,” according to the White House X account, a conglomeration of the Minaj song “Super Bass” and a slang word used to describe a bold move or someone who projects disregard for how others feel about their actions.

NYT defines "based"

30.01.2026 21:27 — 👍 239    🔁 16    💬 11    📌 10
Elon Musk tweet:
"Shame on Sky News for this utterly misleading headline.
Anyone pushing this false narrative deserves complete contempt.
Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED, yet they name me even before Prince Andrew, who did visit."

Elon Musk tweet: "Shame on Sky News for this utterly misleading headline. Anyone pushing this false narrative deserves complete contempt. Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED, yet they name me even before Prince Andrew, who did visit."

Subject: Re: Christmas and New Year's Date: December 25, 2013 11:35:38 AM EST
To: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
Cc: Lesley Groff 4
Actually, I could fly back early on the 3rd. We will be in St Bart's. When should we head
to your island on the 2nd?
On Dec 25, 2013, at 12:30 PM, "Elon Musk"
(mailto
> wrote:
I need to fly back to LA on the night of the 2nd, so w
On Dec 25, 2013, at 6:34 AM, "Jefirey Epstein"
<jcevacation@gmail.com<mailto:jcevacation@gmail.com>> wrote:
the 2 or 3 would be perfect. I will come and get you.
On Sun, Dec 15, 2013 at 5:32 PM, Elon Musk
(mailto
› wrote:
Ok, probably the Ist then.
On Dec 15, 2013, at 2:25 PM, "Jeffrey Epstein"
<jeevacation@gmail.com<mailto.jcevacation@gmail.com><mailto:jeevacation@g
mail.com<mailto:jcevacation@gmail.com>>> wrote:
any day Ist - 8th. play it by ear if you want. always space for you
On Fri, Dec 13, 2013 at 11:35 PM, Elon Musk
K<mailto
>> wrote:
Will be in the BVI/St Bart's area over the holidays. Is there a good time to visit?
From:
Sent:
To:
Subject:
Elon Musk < elon@spacex.com>
Sunday, November 25, 2012 12:36 AM
Jeffrey Epstein
RE:
Probably just Talulah and me. What day/night will be the wildest party on =our island?
From: Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com/ Sent: Saturday, November 24, 2012 9:40 AM
To: Elon Musk
Subject:
how many people will you be for the heli to

Subject: Re: Christmas and New Year's Date: December 25, 2013 11:35:38 AM EST To: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> Cc: Lesley Groff 4 Actually, I could fly back early on the 3rd. We will be in St Bart's. When should we head to your island on the 2nd? On Dec 25, 2013, at 12:30 PM, "Elon Musk" (mailto > wrote: I need to fly back to LA on the night of the 2nd, so w On Dec 25, 2013, at 6:34 AM, "Jefirey Epstein" <jcevacation@gmail.com<mailto:jcevacation@gmail.com>> wrote: the 2 or 3 would be perfect. I will come and get you. On Sun, Dec 15, 2013 at 5:32 PM, Elon Musk (mailto › wrote: Ok, probably the Ist then. On Dec 15, 2013, at 2:25 PM, "Jeffrey Epstein" <jeevacation@gmail.com<mailto.jcevacation@gmail.com><mailto:jeevacation@g mail.com<mailto:jcevacation@gmail.com>>> wrote: any day Ist - 8th. play it by ear if you want. always space for you On Fri, Dec 13, 2013 at 11:35 PM, Elon Musk K<mailto >> wrote: Will be in the BVI/St Bart's area over the holidays. Is there a good time to visit? From: Sent: To: Subject: Elon Musk < elon@spacex.com> Sunday, November 25, 2012 12:36 AM Jeffrey Epstein RE: Probably just Talulah and me. What day/night will be the wildest party on =our island? From: Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com/ Sent: Saturday, November 24, 2012 9:40 AM To: Elon Musk Subject: how many people will you be for the heli to

Last year, Elon Musk said Jeffrey Epstein tried to get him to go to his island but he "REFUSED."

New emails show Elon Musk actively asking Epstein "what day/night will be the wildest party on =our island?"

And the next year, Musk asked again if there was a "good time to visit."

30.01.2026 20:55 — 👍 1589    🔁 426    💬 20    📌 25
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Shot and chaser from new Epstein batch

30.01.2026 17:59 — 👍 7517    🔁 2019    💬 88    📌 113
In solidarity with the National Blackout Day protesting the ICE raids in Minneapolis and across the

In solidarity with the National Blackout Day protesting the ICE raids in Minneapolis and across the

In solidarity with the National Blackout Day protesting the ICE raids in Minneapolis and across the U.S., the Deaf Crocodile Online Store will be closed today, Friday, January 30th.

30.01.2026 17:49 — 👍 84    🔁 15    💬 2    📌 2

"Lacked balance"

30.01.2026 20:47 — 👍 256    🔁 71    💬 2    📌 1
The staff reported seeing a human femur and other bones on the roads, dead bodies abandoned in cars and “catastrophic human needs, particularly for food and safe drinking water.”
But the U.S. ambassador to Jerusalem, Jack Lew, and his deputy, Stephanie Hallett, blocked the cable from wider distribution within the United States government because they believed it lacked balance, according to interviews with four former officials and documents seen by Reuters.

The staff reported seeing a human femur and other bones on the roads, dead bodies abandoned in cars and “catastrophic human needs, particularly for food and safe drinking water.” But the U.S. ambassador to Jerusalem, Jack Lew, and his deputy, Stephanie Hallett, blocked the cable from wider distribution within the United States government because they believed it lacked balance, according to interviews with four former officials and documents seen by Reuters.

Everybody who perpetrated this while covering it up should be in the Hague

www.reuters.com/world/early-...

30.01.2026 20:40 — 👍 1768    🔁 574    💬 24    📌 27
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Abolish ICE. Art from the Museum of Degenerates by @elivalley.bsky.social

30.01.2026 18:01 — 👍 158    🔁 30    💬 3    📌 1
Unrest in Minneapolis

Video Analysis: Pretti Shooting
Fact-Checking Trump Officials
LIVE

9m ago
Justice Dept. Opens Civil Rights Investigation Into ICE Killing of Alex Pretti

Trump administration officials had originally said the case was going to be a narrow “use of force” inquiry led by the Homeland Security Department.

See more updates ›

How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are

Agents are using facial recognition and other technology to identify undocumented immigrants and track protesters, current and former officials said.

5 min read

‘It’s All Just Going Down the Toilet’: Police Chiefs Fume at ICE Tactics

5 min read

A masked agent holds a cellphone next to an open car window to scan the driver’s face. 
Mostafa Bassim/Anadolu, via Getty Images

Unrest in Minneapolis Video Analysis: Pretti Shooting Fact-Checking Trump Officials LIVE 9m ago Justice Dept. Opens Civil Rights Investigation Into ICE Killing of Alex Pretti Trump administration officials had originally said the case was going to be a narrow “use of force” inquiry led by the Homeland Security Department. See more updates › How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are Agents are using facial recognition and other technology to identify undocumented immigrants and track protesters, current and former officials said. 5 min read ‘It’s All Just Going Down the Toilet’: Police Chiefs Fume at ICE Tactics 5 min read A masked agent holds a cellphone next to an open car window to scan the driver’s face. Mostafa Bassim/Anadolu, via Getty Images

Unrest in Minneapolis

Video Analysis: Pretti Shooting
Fact-Checking Trump Officials
LIVE

1m ago
Justice Dept. Opens Civil Rights Inquiry Into Pretti Killing

Trump administration officials had originally said the case was going to be a narrow “use of force” inquiry led by the Homeland Security Department.

See more updates ›

Federal Agents Arrest Don Lemon After Minnesota Church Protest

The former CNN anchor said he entered the church to cover a demonstration against the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown.

5 min read

‘It’s All Just Going Down the Toilet’: Police Chiefs Fume at ICE Tactics

5 min read

A person tends to a makeshift memorial at the base of large posters that say “Murdered by ICE” and include photos of the two protesters killed by ICE agents. 
Victor J. Blue for The New York Times

Unrest in Minneapolis Video Analysis: Pretti Shooting Fact-Checking Trump Officials LIVE 1m ago Justice Dept. Opens Civil Rights Inquiry Into Pretti Killing Trump administration officials had originally said the case was going to be a narrow “use of force” inquiry led by the Homeland Security Department. See more updates › Federal Agents Arrest Don Lemon After Minnesota Church Protest The former CNN anchor said he entered the church to cover a demonstration against the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown. 5 min read ‘It’s All Just Going Down the Toilet’: Police Chiefs Fume at ICE Tactics 5 min read A person tends to a makeshift memorial at the base of large posters that say “Murdered by ICE” and include photos of the two protesters killed by ICE agents. Victor J. Blue for The New York Times

Fwiw it's on the home page now but wasn't when I checked earlier. As always, I aspire to be your Most Trusted Source for News:

30.01.2026 17:49 — 👍 103    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
Unrest in Minneapolis

Video Analysis: Pretti Shooting
Fact-Checking Trump Officials
LIVE

9m ago
Justice Dept. Opens Civil Rights Investigation Into ICE Killing of Alex Pretti

Trump administration officials had originally said the case was going to be a narrow “use of force” inquiry led by the Homeland Security Department.

See more updates ›

How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are

Agents are using facial recognition and other technology to identify undocumented immigrants and track protesters, current and former officials said.

5 min read

‘It’s All Just Going Down the Toilet’: Police Chiefs Fume at ICE Tactics

5 min read

A masked agent holds a cellphone next to an open car window to scan the driver’s face. 
Mostafa Bassim/Anadolu, via Getty Images
5 min read

Unrest in Minneapolis Video Analysis: Pretti Shooting Fact-Checking Trump Officials LIVE 9m ago Justice Dept. Opens Civil Rights Investigation Into ICE Killing of Alex Pretti Trump administration officials had originally said the case was going to be a narrow “use of force” inquiry led by the Homeland Security Department. See more updates › How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are Agents are using facial recognition and other technology to identify undocumented immigrants and track protesters, current and former officials said. 5 min read ‘It’s All Just Going Down the Toilet’: Police Chiefs Fume at ICE Tactics 5 min read A masked agent holds a cellphone next to an open car window to scan the driver’s face. Mostafa Bassim/Anadolu, via Getty Images 5 min read

Unrest in Minneapolis

Video Analysis: Pretti Shooting
Fact-Checking Trump Officials
LIVE

1m ago
Justice Dept. Opens Civil Rights Inquiry Into Pretti Killing

Trump administration officials had originally said the case was going to be a narrow “use of force” inquiry led by the Homeland Security Department.

See more updates ›

Federal Agents Arrest Don Lemon After Minnesota Church Protest

The former CNN anchor said he entered the church to cover a demonstration against the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown.

5 min read

‘It’s All Just Going Down the Toilet’: Police Chiefs Fume at ICE Tactics

5 min read

A person tends to a makeshift memorial at the base of large posters that say “Murdered by ICE” and include photos of the two protesters killed by ICE agents. 
Victor J. Blue for The New York Times
5 min read

Unrest in Minneapolis Video Analysis: Pretti Shooting Fact-Checking Trump Officials LIVE 1m ago Justice Dept. Opens Civil Rights Inquiry Into Pretti Killing Trump administration officials had originally said the case was going to be a narrow “use of force” inquiry led by the Homeland Security Department. See more updates › Federal Agents Arrest Don Lemon After Minnesota Church Protest The former CNN anchor said he entered the church to cover a demonstration against the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown. 5 min read ‘It’s All Just Going Down the Toilet’: Police Chiefs Fume at ICE Tactics 5 min read A person tends to a makeshift memorial at the base of large posters that say “Murdered by ICE” and include photos of the two protesters killed by ICE agents. Victor J. Blue for The New York Times 5 min read

It wasn't when I checked (see open tab below) but I see it is now:

30.01.2026 17:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The effort to charge Mr. Lemon highlights the competing claims at stake. Protesters have asserted that their rights are being violated as a result of the administration’s immigration crackdown, and the administration has leveraged the same claim against the demonstrators themselves.

The effort to charge Mr. Lemon highlights the competing claims at stake. Protesters have asserted that their rights are being violated as a result of the administration’s immigration crackdown, and the administration has leveraged the same claim against the demonstrators themselves.

There is an article if you search for it, and there's also a week-old article that includes this excellent feat:

30.01.2026 17:23 — 👍 264    🔁 35    💬 11    📌 2
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Searched the NYT home page for updates on the Don Lemon arrest, this was the only "Lemon" result

30.01.2026 17:17 — 👍 1740    🔁 207    💬 36    📌 11

The accompanying photo of him strutting victoriously is priceless, like he just won a massive tournament. Vile, dystopian.

30.01.2026 01:46 — 👍 245    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 0

"We'll give you all the Murder Tools once you agree Murder is a Crime."

30.01.2026 01:43 — 👍 667    🔁 131    💬 9    📌 0

A Democratic Party that reflected the values of its base would put this into its national platform: "Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans."

29.01.2026 23:19 — 👍 2045    🔁 483    💬 16    📌 6

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