electric monk

If youre having trouble replacing the passenger side spark plug on the back of the engine in an 88 toyota pickup, it may be helpful to assemble the wrench in reverse order.

Put the socket onto the plug, then attach the extension, then slot the wrench on.

Kissing who? Sorry haha, just sad we're not getting another colbert report

Sorry i haven't posted recently, I've been offline and now i can't think about the internet the same

Glad to hear it

No, sorry

i'll never be a true poster. i forget about websites too quickly, i get caught up in "the real world"

there are too many websites to post on

projecting my mind across the parties and desserts

so many podcasts have such an annoying style where its edited to sound like theyre talking over each other (because the topic is so interesting?) and at the same time taking weirdly long pauses (to build tension?) i'm talking about

radiolab

"lets turn this housie into a homie"

*finger on the monkey's paw curls*

i gotta get Phetru in here...

¿que pasó suckafucka?

a bunch of ewoks running around on endor and i'm piloting the baba yaga chicken leg house and punting then like footballs

bluesky is great because i get to sit around and try to think of something to post but i can't

crimes of the future type post

my goal is to make a shirt that slap would get

i got a new shirt idea that i want to print on like a nice comfort colors shirt: the life's good guy with the phrase "the beatings will continue until morale improves"

sorry i haven't posted much, i don't really have any idea what i want to "do online." i don't have a bit i'm doing on here, and i'm finding it a bit of a chore to post anywhere.

trying to spend time in prayer fighting the passions

theyre watching poltergeist and i'm thumping around behind the couch hissing "thats not what its like"

if an alien asked me to take it to our leader i would introduce him to drake

i've seen starlink twice now, am i going to die?

you could never make the movie where the train heads straights towards the camera today

edgar allan poe voice: "yo quiero taco bell"

Try walking like you're trying to put down roots with each step.

maybe an even more perplexing question: why dont we?

if i hear the idea too soon my head will explode

dry cleaning? dry cleaning?! what's wrong with wet cleaning? we're pampering out clothes now? they cant get wet? folks!

boromir: please frodo, i'm begging you, i'm built different, i can use it for good!

gimli, sniffing galadriel's hair: there's a ring what makes ye invisible? heh

i was the cousin