乌络剁符

i'm finally going to find out what the fuck

i have made a starter pack of people from the orb if you want to share with your delightful friends

go.bsky.app/EjbkzTX

I think I might be a fiber bundle.

How strong are your bones? Let's find out.

The only things we can learn with our eyes are the things that light has to teach us. It's not enough!

hey it is the orb

Be wary of growing weary—and don't weary of being wary.

Cable Revue: presented by The NeTWOrk
an all-day rewind block of our latest episodes with some surprises from the vault to help you catch up at the top of the week

every monday 10am-10pm central
on our YOUTUBE CHANNEL
youtube.com/@cabletwo

schedule for this week
tuesday 5pm | FMV
wednesday 5pm | Warp Zone
thursday 5:30pm | Link Cable
11pm | The Long Haul
friday 5pm | Transience Shaper
8pm | Putting It Together
sunday 5pm | Warp Zone
ALL TIMES CST
ALWAYS ON / ONLY ON
twitch.tv/cabletwo

How do you kill a mountain?

In a surprising turn of events, renowned philosopher Søren Kierkegaard was spotted yesterday attending a performance of "Turtle Talk with Crush" at Disneyland's California Adventure Park.

ME: (Lost in the wilderness of sin; totally estranged from the divine) "I enjoy anime and video games."

cute drawing of a television crew, and a woman standing by. text reads: what roles do you have to play? the streamer, the Gamer, Producer, Director. Editor, Engineer, the financial sector, From 2d to 3d, the graphic designer, video archiver to concept refiner. ratings analyzer, networking Marketer, Event Organizer, the Chatroom Arbiter. Researcher and Legal Advisor, sponsors to acquire and Brand Merchandiser. cameraman, schedule programmer, arranging the sound while the chat starts to clamor. running out of time and you start to get nervous, all while making sure your art works in your service. it takes a team to make a stream. it's cable two

everything to do all on your own, when you have never been alone. it can be hard to stream on twitch - we’re standing by for your new pitch. cabletwo.net/pitch

drawing of employees in a television studio, text reads: Come up with an idea, anyone can have one. A feeling, an image, or something for fun. The content defines your structure and style, clarity refines all that you compile. This is what we like to call “form”, new presentations to challenge the norm. Perfection is not what we need to see, all it ever needs is really to be. Make something new that means to you, submit your pitch to Cable Two.

how a television show begins
cabletwo.net/pitch

THIS WEEK ON C2

TUE
5pm | FMV /

WED
5pm | Warp Zone /

THU
5:30pm | Link Cable /
11pm | The Long Haul /

FRI
5pm | Transience Shaper /
8pm | Putting It Together /

SAT
4pm | Happy Lab Accidents /

SUN
5pm | Warp Zone /

ALL TIMES CST
ALWAYS ON / ONLY ON

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y6b...

title card for cable two's the masked singer with a blue dancing imp standing on a chromed out version of the cable two logo

NEW HIGHLIGHT VIDEO: The long-awaited highlight cut of Cable Two's THE MASKED SINGER youtu.be/ee9jZ04Zrqo

Fly by night pizza delivery services. These people print flyers with very legitimate sounding names and sneak into lodging properties by impersonating guests and place flyers under the doors of the guest rooms. Do not under any circumstances order a pizza from one of these flyers.

coming up this week
Tuesday / 5:00pm FMV
Wednesday / 5:00pm Warp Zone
Thursday / 5:30pm Link Cable
11:00pm The Long Haul
Friday / 5:00pm Transience Shaper
8:00pm Trina's World
Saturday / 4:00pm HLA
Sunday / 5:00pm Warp Zone
all times central
twitch.tv/cabletwo

i often prefer to move unseen

an advertisement for cable two styled like a blue linocut vintage print ad with a hot air balloon and two analog televisions. the text reads: "where would you like to go today? If you had the power to be anywhere in an instant, where would your mind take you? Imagination gives you the power to be part of a moment, no matter where it's happening - living it where you are now. Immediacy is more than just watching events unfold, it's deciding to become a part of them to discover what happens next. You don't know exactly what will happen, who you'll meet, or how you'll feel by the end of it. And that's the beauty of it. It's turning a blank slate into something you can't experience anywhere else. So, where would you like to go today? With Cable Two, the answer is simple: anywhere and everywhere, in an instant. Your journey starts now." it's cable two

your journey starts now.
it's cable two
twitch.tv/cabletwo

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My fellow posters,

same 🦈

Recent findings show: effects actually do not proceed from causes. Everything ever up until now has just been a huge coincidence.

only one way to find out!

shuttle the skip

Am I the bone pushing through the flesh, or am I the flesh sliding around the bone?
Neither of these—I am the relationship between flesh and bone. And I am healing.

yeah

sometimes I'm a fucking warlock

basketball player with trapper hat, chunky sunglasses and a jersey that reads, "corporate magazines still suck"