wife said no

I accidently had a conversation with a Patriots fan. He didn't tell until the end of the convo 😒

I also want to push this on my in-laws, but that's a tougher crowd lol

Every year at work, we do Secret Santa. Not this year. I'm going to find a way to bully the team into sponsoring a less off family with kids. I've been thinking about it a lot.

Not even noon and all 3 folks in this household already gave me a headache. As usual, the boy is the worst.

The economy is trash. We know this because my neighborhood usually goes all out for Halloween.. damn near dead this year.

Let me get 1 tapped, only to see to my wife in some leather pants on stage caressing another mf head.. a month later?! I'm going full-on poltergeist

I'm looking at my message history, and all me and Kiara do is send "😒" back and forth.

the dumbest person you know is being affirmed by Chat-GPT right now

Post something random or you'll have an awful November

"In ya pannies? In ya gaht damn pannies."

Those look like 2 nice, church going, young ladies :)

Imagine if Howard Stern could rap like Talib Kweli

That’s Eminem

Eggnog hive STAND UP!!!

This is the one!

First watch: Get Out
Rewatch: Sinners

This shit is AWFUL lmaooo

Why was he carrying that? How many bottles does he usually have on him? Has it ever actually worked before?

Skattebo getting hurt sucks, but it's not a surprise. He runs reckless af.

We didn't send him, he just knows where to go lol

Football going on up here. He knows better.

If Tiller stays another year or 2, his growth could be something special. #kubball

Peterson can't be ALL of our scoring. We need good 2nd and 3rd offensive options. I thought that would be Bidunga and Tre White. #kubball

The Kansas Jayhawks play basketball today

This is almost impossible. I hate both... but at least Lori made herself useful before checking out?

"Put a jacket on that baby" weather is here to stay

Quick aside, Patel always looks soooo fucking stupid 😂

Norway is printing barcodes on their battleships.

So when the boats come back in port.. they can Scandinavian 😃

Ari Lennox is so ridiculously fine.. it really makes no sense.

There's no way he's serious. He's never looked at his or any brown person's comment section? This was light.