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PANEL 1: A shirtless tattooed wizard in sweatpants walking to a mobile home. WIZARD: "What's this now?" PANEL 2: Wizard in closeup. WIZARD: "Problem is most people have tangled up their idea of wizardry with a pastoral never-was England." PANEL 3: Wizard in medium shot, smoking. WIZARD: "But, well, Indiana needs wizards, too. An' maybe it ain't the worst thing in the world if we had more wizards who c'n change the oil in a car." PANEL 4: Close up side view of the wizard's face, still smoking. WIZARD: "Like ev'rybody *loves* Gandalf. But Gandalf'll never teach a local kid how to shoplift baby formula to help his momma." PANEL 5: Wizard in medium shot, looking down. WIZARD: "Nah, people don't like magic around. Reminds 'em they *could* have a different way of doing things than the one that hurts em so bad, an' lotsa folks can't handle that."

wizard interview

If you don’t already love librarians, this 🧵 will fix that up in a jiffy.

I’ve started working on a new cartoon project. This comic below has nothing to do with it but I find it amusing.

This day turned out to be a bust, my as well relax and have a coffee.

I just can’t believe that $1.20 was thought as such a ridiculous price for eggs that he was able to use the joke twice.

This is an illustration I made a few years ago based on Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Black Cat”. It’s something I’d like to do more of in the future but I’m not sure what stories I should try. What are some of your favorite horror stories?

Who else is counting down the days until Halloween? Only 238 days left.

Unlock the door to your imagination! DM me for commissions.

Who else loves getting lost in a good horror movie?

Embrace your inner weirdo! Let your creativity run wild.

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