@grimedog.bsky.social
27, He/It, creep/weirdo, rat
My hips hoit from standin all day
23.06.2025 21:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If your lesbian pride excludes trans women go to hell. Learn the history of pride or perish
05.06.2025 00:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The ant is on the house, no extra cost for the ant
02.06.2025 20:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ants in my latte foam, ants in my head
02.06.2025 20:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m frying like a toad on a hot sidewalk
01.06.2025 02:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rats off to ya’!
30.05.2025 20:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yay yippee my neighbor is taking me to the volcano!!! I hope she throws me in 🌋
26.05.2025 07:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God I wish that were me
26.05.2025 05:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck Facebook but it does sort of suck that I had a bunch of pictures there that I no longer have on my phone that are pretty much gone forever now
24.05.2025 23:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A bunny stares absentmindedly at a sundial on a sunny day. Dragonflies flit around, in the middle of an overgrown garden
Daily bunny no.2964 has lost track of time
24.05.2025 04:49 — 👍 4697 🔁 633 💬 26 📌 9
a plate of food from a trump dinner. there’s beef, mashed potatoes, carrots, fish, and some sort of green vegetable. i’ve labeled the meat sludge clump, the mashed potatoes slime mold, the fish quartzite, and the vegetables unknown objects. source for the original image and context: https://www.wired.com/story/a-helicopter-halibut-and-ymca-inside-donald-trumps-memecoin-dinner/
24.05.2025 01:03 — 👍 114 🔁 2 💬 9 📌 1Barking and sweating in public rn
24.05.2025 19:50 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It actually fuckin happened... Alex is out walking her dog and another dog starts sniffing her hand affectionately. The owner of that dog says "oh wow! she doesn't usually like guys." Alex thinks to her self "thank you for gendering me correctly, noble beast." The dog thinks "you smell like my food."
23.05.2025 13:25 — 👍 12650 🔁 1150 💬 51 📌 22
sketchbook page of mice
throwback
#art #sketch
Bro you’re posting cringe
19.05.2025 03:37 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who up doing their primal yaups
19.05.2025 03:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dysphoria has been suplexing my ass. I hate getting a new job just to have to come out to everyone again and just hope no one hates me after that 🤮 also everyone is always surprised because I the least passing dude in history maybe
18.05.2025 20:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got fucking cucked in my work related nightmare last night
18.05.2025 18:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should invent a me that creates sufficient serotonin
17.05.2025 18:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How am I going to see shein adds and rage bait now?
30.04.2025 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looks like FB is gonna permazucc me so I gotta bail and find new socials to constantly check every two seconds
30.04.2025 21:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rats!
01.04.2025 03:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Completely forgot about this account sorry gang
17.03.2025 02:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Spending all my inheritance (literally) at the laundromat
11.01.2025 06:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Something something arthur Morgan something something making do
11.12.2024 11:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saw the hawk tuah girl at the airport. And can I just say? She’s just as unimpressive in person
11.12.2024 11:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Washin your hands is so much easier than cleaning a couch tho you were big brained in that moment
10.12.2024 07:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0While I miss my friends and it’s been nice seein em, I’m so exhausted with bein on the mainland. Can’t wait to go home and see my husband and my dog
10.12.2024 07:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Been back on the mainland for a week and some change and I’m already FUCKED digestionally
05.12.2024 20:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎉🪦👨🏻⚱️🎊 yippee!!!
02.12.2024 20:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
