hope

New Emily Henry book. Big day for basic bitches (me)

I have to share every thought somehow

my husband is hot!!

I love my dogs. Sometimes I think “holy shit there is a living, breathing animal in my home,” and mostly it’s a cute experience

having a fantastic boob day

left can’t do shit bc you’re too busy attacking each other while thinking just “existing” is enough of an effort to “stick it to the man” lmfao whatever.

I personally do not give a fuck if a celebrity was mean to you in high school. I would’ve been mean to you in high school. I’ll be mean to you now just for that!!

Like who fucking cares go make actually change in your community you dolt

I keep seeing the most dog shit takes about Chappell Roan lmfao

more like napoleon boner fart

chef boyardee, in your punani

I have the memory of a goldfish so I’m not TRYIINNGG to lie I just don’t member

stop putting cottage cheese in everything. ENOUGH

like what do you MEAAANN you put sriracha on a taco bowl 😡

Something that shouldn’t bother me: people using the wrong hot sauce!! YET HERE I AM

sound guy sucked so hard last night lmfao like how can I hear myself better at a house show than with MONITORS in front of me 😭

AND THEN he walked outside!! Where he could’ve pissed!!

Just saw a guy piss on an indoor atm lol

Blows my mind when people hate a book because the characters are unlikeable. They’re not your friends babe, it’s a story!!

How tf is the punk rock museum in Vegas $40 lmfao

LMFAO I have gotten used to it in some books but I DEFINITELY prefer pg 13. I feel like an old lady clutching my pearls

I think I’m going to make a collage design for a skateboard and maybe paint one too!

Just got finished hanging Hunter’s boards (and jokingly the practice balance board) and damn is our hallway cool

I’m going to try to be more active on here. My problem with trying to leave any popular apps is no one uses the alternatives. Be the change you want to see or whatever lmfao

Update: there is a video feed

if this app had a feed where I could mindlessly scroll videos, like TikTok or reels, we’d be golden