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@vorpalsw0rd.bsky.social

I have this pain in my chest that goes away when I drink beer. Only here for politics, scatology and chat.

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Latest posts by vorpalsw0rd.bsky.social on Bluesky

The sun should be highest at noon. 12:00. I donโ€™t see hire this is even a controversy.

01.11.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could he possibly be called Andrew Release the Epstein Files Mountbatten Windsor?

Asking for a friend

01.11.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Regime.

Thatโ€™s all we need to say now.

31.10.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I prefer โ€œwhackedโ€ we all know that the goodfellas werenโ€™t

28.10.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m so tired of seeing content like this on BlueSky. It belongs on LinkedIn, the professional networking platform.

28.10.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hereโ€™s a crazy thought. Iโ€™d love to see the A Level exams by the joint matriculation board in 1983 for Maths, Physics, Chemistry and General Studies. I doubt Iโ€™d understand any of them now.

28.10.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Came here to say just this. He hates who they hate and makes hatred acceptable

28.10.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m surprised he survived. You just know heโ€™s licking the gold leaf in the oval. Doesnโ€™t do well with massive magnetic fields. Must be fake gold. He was conned.

27.10.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is like not being invited to the dentist's for a root canal.

26.10.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 353    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 125    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

Yes, but you should nonetheless apologize.

25.10.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watchya gonna go when the novelty is gone?

25.10.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta have somewhere to keep all those top secret documents

25.10.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canal Street is the gay zone in Manchester. Its sign frequently loses both initial letters.

25.10.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are in or around Chicago, I have been informed that the "C" has fallen off the sign on the Canal Street Bridge.

Enjoy.

24.10.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

And the pics show exactly how reinforced the roof is/was. Useful intel for adversaries

23.10.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enshittification

22.10.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok. But can I cover my neighbors ox instead? Gimme a break!

21.10.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesnโ€™t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.

20.10.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26582    ๐Ÿ” 7695    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 602    ๐Ÿ“Œ 263

Release the Epstein files!

Erm HB I release Santis instead? Will the keep Epstein out of the news for a couple of cycles?

17.10.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t care what they look like. I care about whoโ€™s in charge. Scraping off the gold leaf isnโ€™t one of my priorities, though I f do o agree that it sucks

16.10.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woman with large mouth sucks seeds.

13.10.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Follow the prez for more healthy โ€œtipsโ€

09.10.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
On โ€œLaw & Orderโ€
YouTube video by Robert Arnold On โ€œLaw & Orderโ€

Eloquence and erudition like Iโ€™ve never seen before youtu.be/tOPNKI9Jx8Y?...

09.10.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey yโ€™awll - whereโ€™s the nearest Rudyโ€™s BBQ?

Leon Springs. Go back there

08.10.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And killers in hang gliders about to kill kids

Letโ€™s remember who started this round of killing.

08.10.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only in Gaza;
Despite the pain,
People remain.
Not just survivors,
But warriors.

Plestia Alaqad

08.10.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It would be Terrible if this went viral!

04.10.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If a gridโ€™s misaligned
With another behind
Thatโ€™s a Moirรฉ

04.10.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read this with Jonathan Pieโ€™s voice in my head.

03.10.2025 09:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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