Ei-lo-ween

I took mine off when RFK Jr. said he wanted one on every adult. It’s been great!

If you ever wondered what it would be like to shit in a mausoleum…

A sMaLL tReAt 🤪🤑

The before is so nice

Gayle King Expected to Depart as ‘CBS Mornings’ Anchor Amid CBS News Overhaul (EXCLUSIVE) Gayle King is expected to depart as 'CBS Mornings' anchor when her contract expires next spring. She may shift to a different role at CBS News.

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Gayle King Expected to Depart as ‘CBS Mornings’ Anchor Amid CBS News Overhaul (EXCLUSIVE) Gayle King is expected to depart as 'CBS Mornings' anchor when her contract expires next spring. She may shift to a different role at CBS News.

Maybe Gayle did?

When I think of the late ‘80s that’s the shit I think of. Milli Vanilli, Hammer, Vanilla Ice, Paula Abdul, Debbie Gibson, and an ocean of crap metal. Looking up releases and finding a half dozen of my favorite albums was a corrective

I have no idea what ‘perfect year’ means, but when I looked I was surprised how many albums I loved were released in 1989. I’m prejudiced against the late ‘80s in music, so it was a fun exercise.

I know for a fact that I’m not going to see anyone stealing food, whether or not it happens in my eyeline

Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.

My second choice after the Replacements

Lol

Cover for the Replacements’ Don’t Tell a Soul album. A man’s face in close-up in a field of black.

Nick Offerman page inset in November Rolling Stone with circled quote, “Choose your favorite spade and dig a small, deep hole… Bury your cellphone and then find a hobby”

With all this deeply creepy AI boyfriend/girlfriend/family discourse, it was kind of Nick Offerman to roll in with the best possible advice.

There is truly a Star Trek episode for every situation.

Yes he is

Dakota Johnson was very good. I didn’t know what her wheelhouse would be until I saw this film. Still not sure about the film as a whole though

Stop falling for his scarcity model. We can do both. He should pay more taxes

When you’re drowning in a storm surge a malaria net isn’t going to do you much good

Too many resources are sitting in the pockets of billionaires. I suggest we solve that problem first

“Groimes, I created you! Our boy is a sim. Come live in my compound!”

There have been bad times in my life when I’ve gotten lost in daydreams, and it hurt me to break away and be in the real world instead, so I think I have limited understanding here. But I always knew I was daydreaming. I don’t know how this guy can save himself if he’s convinced the dream is real.

And they assume it wouldn’t be them that died, though a meaningful cohort is bound to be surprised

And they could do the funniest thing

Perfect punchline

This is a person whose understanding of Trek fandom was derived solely from the SNL Shatner “get a life” sketch.

Does it not seem plausible?

Sexy Elaine May and I don’t know how I’ll pull it off but okay!

I think Nazis would. And addled libertarians with incoherent personal ideologies. Neither cohort a good or rational choice to be a Democratic Senator as their first legislative position