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A blonde pomsky mix lays on her back, with an orange and black toy in her mouth.

A white and brown pitbull mix lays on a black bed while a blonde pomsky lays on a black and white blanket next to her. Both are looking up.

With a recent move, Zoey and Mona have been enjoying their additional space and new luxury accommodations.

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

Bigfoot chilling by a pole. Followed by a screenshot of Jacob Wysocki giving his Smartypants presentation about why Bigfoot would be the best cryptid to blaze with and saying "He's the ultimate chiller."

he sure is

i think the funniest phenomenon of transphobia is when they twist themselves in a knot to misgender. it’s not even offensive, it’s just cartoonishly goofy as hell lol

Watching Secret Lives of Mormon Wives season 2 and I’m almost certain Miranda and Taylor would’ve been lesbians if they weren’t Mormon.

buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck

twitter is so openly nazi these days that you saying that a guy singing kanye wests new “H*il H*tler” song is nazi propaganda isn’t actually nazi propaganda

Zero. We all know it's zero.

the excitement of the new pope has already worn off we should select a new one again

ICE AGENTS WEARING MASK WHILE ARRESTING THE MAYOR OF NEWARK NJ

Masking shows that you care about your community and vulnerable populations.

fat guys at jersey girl stoners
sandwich places who like to peg

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craving a toasted italian sub

As someone who spent six years of the prime of my career fighting against the idea that you can advance your political agenda by recklessly spreading the assertion that a deadly shooting was staged to a mass audience while lacking any semblance of quality evidence, man, get the fuck outta here.

The “a second plane” George w bush meme but the faces are swapped with the alien and ripley too close meme

Staying informed in 2025:

Your utility account changes platforms.

You’re notified via email.

You don’t get the email.

Your autopay stops working.

Your bill pay is rejected.

Your account number changes.

You see the email.

You login to new platform. It requires the old account number.

as a medievalist, let me say that this always ends well

Despite seeing several people I totally trust say this was real I still felt I had to verify it with my own eyes. And having done so I still can't believe it's real.

Thank you Greyhound!

this probably goes without saying but the stories that make you seethe with rage are best contemplated in moderation and not for an entire day straight. i see resist accounts on here that retweet 50 pieces of awful news every hour as if the human heart can hold all that shit safely. take breaks

I'm the guy at the park with 3 off-leash dogs at 12:15pm on a Wednesday. I like to spend some time with my off-leash dogs as close to the children's play area as possible before instructing my dogs to follow and bark at any other dogs they see. If you say anything to me about it I'll kill myself

Are Catholics just like on the honor system right now

Really need journalists to push back on this bullshit. When they say this, just ask them point blank: "Are you saying that because one Latino man committed a murder, another Latino man deserves a life sentence? Do you think all Latino men interchangeable?"

the very real literary agent who definitely got for real fired for posting non-fake manuscripts will be moving on to his next venture, posting secret resistance messages from the national park service account

I made this during the AJ match

I was bored

@maffewgregg.bsky.social

#Wrestlemania

Logan Paul is an incredible wrestler and this is only cemented by the fact that he beat AJ Styles tonight at Wrestlemania. AJ Styles is known for his 5 star matches in Japan, but Logan isn’t shabby either. Google “Logan Paul Japan” for more!

Still from the television show Digimon showing Gabumon on a cross

happy easter

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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.