mallory. ⚧️

if you see me briefly grab my boob in public don’t pay it any mind i was stimming

lightsaber date :)

i really enjoyed spending time with my date :) i am unsure yet hopeful that it will result in a second date but either way, I am interested to get to know this girl more!

date nite 🤩

the most beautiful gorgeous pretty faced dyke you’ve ever seen holding her camera up close to the mirror to show off her wife pleaser, of which you can see the outline of her totally awesome big naturals : P

who up

it’s pomegranate time

today I lied in a tree, whistled a little tune with the wind and enjoyed the view.

biggest thing that makes me cry is when someone who has meaningfully touched the lives of many people dies tragically. :,(

when a beautiful woman tells me to do something i must simply oblige

i’m helping my friend move today!

it’s time to be on Blue sky again because i realized how shitty twitter has become! need good vibes in my day to day

i love getting out of bed in the morning because I get to see the sun again and I get to have awkward interactions with my roommates and I get to see trees and breathe the dry fresh air and speak to strangers I’ll never see again and hug friends i haven’t seen in ages and laugh and cry and shit

seems accurate to me

the moment i think I know anything about my gender is also the moment i start to question everything

the scabs on my hand are beginning to peel, blooming on the edges like yellow flower petals

sometimes sleep is so good u don’t want to take a shower

lowkey i love to cry in public

well i guess i don’t have work which is lowkey nice but i bussed all the way down there cuz my boss is wack asf

u are so hot not cringe at all

had a twitter relapse day yesterday

fuuuuck dude i don’t wanna go to work!!! but i will :3

Great for the Holidays

if I had a car and if I had two cigs I would but alas

i need to get a septoplasty my nose is fucked

Twin Peaks is fucking awesome

I didn’t know Chappell Roan was in twin peaks

“you’re so hot how are you single” i’m too hot actually. i can’t have a relationship i’m too hot they won’t let me

just saw a guy on the bus who looks as if Fred Armisen and Bill Maher had a lovechild