JesterGrrl

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The more important question is, “Why is the ‘NO’ so damn high‽?”. There’s nothing more disappointing, through this whole ordeal, than how dumb Americans truly are. That should be at 9%.

I mean….ya. If you watched it, pretty much tells us everything we need to know about you. #DontTouchMe #DontTouchMyChildren #YouShouldLeaveIfYouDon’tLikeItHere

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The first thing the next Democratic president should do is give Puerto Rico statehood. And Washington DC statehood. We can just end this discussion for the red hats in the back of the room that still can’t figure it out.

This woman is my spirit animal right now.

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And yet we should watch a fake halftime show, with a fake rockstar, put on by a fake “America first” org, that faked the death of its leader and funded by a fake prez who now has more $$ than the corps he fleeced to fund it? Mmmm ya nah! Let me know when Kidrock gets paid. #8647

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Better hurry kittens grow up really fast. And then you wonder why you had them lol

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Made me wish I hadn’t stopped Duolingo lessons lol. I am so happy that he broke all records. I’m so happy that his ratings were way better than ugly Orange face’s make pretend halftime show. It’s gonna be under his skin for months! Might even put him in the grave, if we’re lucky.

#truth And other countries are firing/punting folks in the files. And once again, America is scratching her head and going, “This will all work out, right?” #DOSOMETHING #arrestthePedoPOTUS

-12° yesterday. -3° now. This is kind of the constant state of things here.

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

This is not surprising at all.

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Remember when we found out that Dr. Ronnie would go down the aisles at Air Force One and dispense drugs like TicTac‘s? The shit they have Nutlick and little Marco on has got to be some good designer shit. #MarcoZombie #laughingLutnick

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For all u red hats worried about that DEI shit. Your president is the reason we HAVE TO HAVE IT!!! Being unapologetic for making the Obama‘s apes. It’s that part. In case you can’t figure that out either. Maybe your red hat is too tight? Or maybe….

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There should be a mass letter writing campaign. We all write the same letter of Removing the president and firing him from the job that we the people pay for every day. And we all send it on the same day and just flood the white house mail room it’s old school… But so is the president.

I want this fucker! I want him on all fours, in his Temu ICEhole costume on the ground. Then I’m gonna rawdog my boot so far up his ass, I’m gonna name him “bunny slipper” and walk thru a hot pile of dog shit, wearing him on my foot. #notjoking

#epsteinfiles

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Let me correct that for her, “If you are a liberal, antifa instigator you better not bring a gun to a protest. Because all of the Republicant red hats with guns at the protest will shoot you dead with 10 bullets in your back.“ There I think that’s more like what she was trying to say.

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368 days. But who’s counting? I’m out at 60, baybee! I’m a lucky fucker that saved well, invested early and had parents that did well. And I’m not wasting a second more than I have to working for the man.

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The only good thing we have going with JD is the base hates him. It will probably dissolve a lot of the red hat, garbage at the bottom of the swamp. But he’s definitely in the pocket of South African billionaires. They will fleece this country to the bones.

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It’s a big day for this household. My wife looked at me this morning and said, “All the crazy, looney, conspiracy theory stuff you rattled on about in the beginning, and I said you were nut, it’s all real!” And to that I say, “Welcome.” Note: This is why my therapy bill is so high.

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The point isn’t about upholding the brand. The point is watering it all down so that it can be a propaganda rag for the regime. That is all.

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I just made the mistake of looking up “cannibalism in Epstein files“. We should never stop talking about it. And we should be talking about the icky parts louder. So the red hats in the back of the room can hear it. #EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheFiles #Epstein #YouGrossSackOfShit

In the words of Billie Eilish… “Duh! “

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I’ve always said the universe makes the people rich to prove if they’re worthy of it. Elon is not. But it’s not too late! With just a weeks worth of money, he probably could feed all the children, clothe all the poor, give free education to kids between first grade and 12th. Naaah! That’s no fun!

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Well, if that trend continues, it’s going to be very embarrassing when he has a match out on the front lawn of the White House. #FuckIce #IceOut #MeltIce #8647 someone#DownWithTheRegime

You know my brain doesn’t wanna go there. But I’m smart enough to know that it probably is that. But I’m still so disappointed when I’m right. That it IS the deep dark under belly of bullshit that has this country by the short hairs. Privilege and power always win. #ItHastoStop #ARRESTTHEREGIME

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Give a time… Pammy Joe’s day will come, you will find out exactly what they have on her. She’s been in cahoots with the orange king for a long time. She’s dirty. Real dirty. #releasethefiles