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@jordyy.bsky.social

I’m just here for the potential class action lawsuit

19 Followers  |  29 Following  |  72 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2023  |  1.5065

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Korean office worker's lunch Part 499 πŸ‡°πŸ‡· #Korea #KoreanFood #mukbang #Shorts #foodie #yummy #lunch TikTok video by localkitchenλ‘œν‚€

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjP3BN9T/ how do korean office workers get work done? Im going to sleep after eating this

14.05.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s gonna be cold for Beyonce πŸ˜”

11.05.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is how much oli pays for his apartment in Chicago! neighborhood: gold coast work: entrepreneur & investor TikTok video by Dean Lauvina

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjNEAE5A/ badly decorated homes make my ass itch so much

18.04.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you imagine going to school for journalism and you end up having to write this?

31.03.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You either die a hero something something

31.03.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love blocking people on TikTok for any reason. Call it Willis tower? Blocked. Taking astrology seriously? Blocked. Being ugly? Blocked.

10.03.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need my hour back

10.03.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mothman build-a-bear is both the cutest thing I’ve ever spent money on and the stupidest thing I’ve ever spent money on

03.03.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking an candle lit bubble bath whilst listening to jazz makes me feel very chic

27.02.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I got really excited when I saw 51 and investigated further and saw it feels like 38 and came back to earth

24.02.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How do people get surprised when blonde wh*te women from the south turn out to be tr*mp supporters?

22.02.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can the robot muskrat fucks gain sentience and k!ll him already?

21.02.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People that post all their business online but then get mad when people comment on it are weird like no one would have anything to say if you weren’t being desperate for attention

20.02.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that god made girls song a parody?

17.02.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my cousins faked her life on Facebook and it’s my favorite show to watch tbh

16.02.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How old are the people that still get shocked by koonye’s yearly antisemitic rants?

14.02.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s nothing like giving your bathroom a thorough scrub down like baseboards and everything to make you hit yourself with a β€œdamn bitch you live like this?”

12.02.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I survived geezer hunger games (getting oasis tickets) and bad bitch hunger games (getting Beyonce tickets) and lived to tell the tale

11.02.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love being the age of washed where I have specific grocery stores I have to go to get certain things

05.02.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who because I keep getting a girl saying that too lol

05.02.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

With all these people coming out saying that Beyonce didn’t deserve album of the year getting tickets to the tour should be easy no?

04.02.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate to defend men but I think the internet is making an echo chamber of delusional women in regards to dating

03.02.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just added some new stuff to the apartment and I fall more and more in love with this place everyday

03.02.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gisele was just too real for the girls

03.02.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Kansas City Chiefs Are Something Worse Than Cheaters As Super Bowl LIX looms, America has had enough of Pat Mahomes, Travis Kelce, and the boring Kansas City Chiefs dynasty, Jake Nevins writes.

As Super Bowl LIX looms, America has had enough of Pat Mahomes, Travis Kelce, and the boring Kansas City Chiefs dynasty, Jake Nevins writes.

02.02.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m seeing a chance to be the Pablo Escobar of avocados

02.02.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that tr*mp is trigger by mashed potatoes and no one is using this to their advantage like what is going on?

02.02.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Despite her last name I forget all the time that Alexa Chung is half Asian

01.02.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This has done more to make me interested in Robbie Williams than any trailer for that movie

28.01.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever I see a girl doing too much over her wedding I know the marriage will not last

28.01.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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