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getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...

20.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4770    πŸ” 1859    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 66

The true horror? Picking harpy lady when he could have had harpy lady sisters. Fake fan

21.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If it's not clear, this is supposed to be a scary story. This generation's "5 nights at freddeys"

21.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(Guy to his 8-month pregnant wife, unable to escape the couch) "In order of hotness? I'd say my top 5 are harpy lady, dark magician, red eyes black dragon, Celtic guardian, and then dark magician girl."

21.02.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that's what the fuck i'm talking about!

20.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 751    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

14.02.2026 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8881    πŸ” 2901    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 175
19.02.2026 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6523    πŸ” 2457    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

tbt when i read that post to actual damon albarn www.vulture.com/2021/11/damo...

20.02.2026 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3592    πŸ” 1038    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 18

Hey what's going on with people getting arrested for trying to block AI data centers all over the country

It's almost like the AI industry and fascism have the same goals in mind IDK IDK I'm not a doctor

19.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2025    πŸ” 773    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 12

Every day I am filled with hate because my heart overflows with my love of the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-h...

19.02.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3361    πŸ” 1060    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 54

When I ask my software "working hard or hardly working" and the answer is "both"

19.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder: under no circumstance should you give discord your ID.

It is gonna -suck- trying to set up alternatives, and this whole fiasco is going to damage communities, but you CANNOT give them your info

18.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4020    πŸ” 3159    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 12

The "move fast and break things" guys when people stop wanting to use their broken products

19.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland.

And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

18.02.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 20518    πŸ” 5509    πŸ’¬ 216    πŸ“Œ 374
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL

YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO.

USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+

NOT.

A.

DRILL.

www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...

17.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2899    πŸ” 2149    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 165

(Driving my car) "Yeah it's ok to piss yourself, my insurance covers accidents"

18.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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doing research

18.02.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4127    πŸ” 921    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 69

Foxtrot guy is the anti-Dilbert. He comes on here once a day to post a little cartoon he drew on a napkin, I have no idea about his personal life, his comic is generally funny and enjoyable,

17.02.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3484    πŸ” 259    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 12

AI filmmaker 3 seconds after being tasked with making film

17.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In Donkey Kong 64, the Giant Spider miniboss can only be fought once. Modifying the game to fight it a second time makes it unceremoniously explode. While this appears to be a glitch, examining the code reveals it was actually deliberately added for the developers' own amusement.

17.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3232    πŸ” 891    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 15

Telling my pregnant wife she missed a spot while she power washes the house (in power wash simulator)

17.02.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A man in a leather jacket and green shirt with an earpiece and a brown ponytail, the "I refuse the question" guy.

A man in a leather jacket and green shirt with an earpiece and a brown ponytail, the "I refuse the question" guy.

White kid in a brown hoodie winding up a punch

White kid in a brown hoodie winding up a punch

Skinny white guy in a purple hoodie getting ready to roundhouse kick the shit out of the camera

Skinny white guy in a purple hoodie getting ready to roundhouse kick the shit out of the camera

Support/Tank/DPS

14.02.2026 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6948    πŸ” 2007    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 45
Handling: General considerations

The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails than you do. It has no 'code of ethics' or considerations for its own future.
In a fair fight it will win.

1. DON'T FIGHT A CAT

2. USE YOUR BRAIN

3. USE DRUGS

Handling: General considerations The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails than you do. It has no 'code of ethics' or considerations for its own future. In a fair fight it will win. 1. DON'T FIGHT A CAT 2. USE YOUR BRAIN 3. USE DRUGS

reminder

16.02.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1212    πŸ” 406    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 40

TEETH. TEETH. TEETH.

15.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2210    πŸ” 325    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 8
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finally painted the dumbest 3D sculpt i’ve made to date #art

15.02.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3687    πŸ” 692    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 100
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Getting off US tech: a guide I’m in the process of dropping US tech services. Here’s how I did it, and options you should consider.

Silicon Valley’s alliance with Donald Trump was a mask off moment and showed the world we can’t depend on US tech companies.

For the past few months, I’ve been trying to get off US tech and I put together a guide so you find alternatives too. I hope you find it helpful!

18.07.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5023    πŸ” 2240    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 234
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My wife whenever someone says "occult crescent"

14.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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