I had my leggings on backwards all day that’s how bad I need this mf break

I think I traumatized my class into always closing their trash can/dumpster today by showing them videos of raccoons jumping out of trash at people 🤣

When ppl try to tell me about Wicked like my dog is not named Elphie (legally Elphaba) plzzzzzz

In Germany they have classes in the morning and then kids can go home at lunch or choose to stay and get help from teachers/extra curriculars. I had a student who was in Germany for a few years before the US and he was so miserable and still smarter than the other kids here 😭

Using my free will today to drive 40 minutes to get a coffee BECAUSE I CAN

ADHD medication recalled nationwide because users aren’t getting the full effect A popular ADHD medication is being recalled nationwide because its users won’t be able to get the full effect.

This had me yawning at 9 am all summer and ppl acted like I was crazy when I said the chewable pills worked better than the capsules. I KNEWWWW IT.

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Me this morning when I was reading about oligarchies and democracies with 6th graders and they ask me which one the United States is

Tried to teach math again. So c = 6 and the question is c - c. “66?” WHY TF WOULD IT BE 66?????????

Donald Trump has threatened New York City if it elects Zohran Mamdani.

Imagine a leader did somewhere in Asia, Africa or Latin America.

Would we regard that country as a democracy?

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Went to the doctor for my annual exam and she asked if I’ve been feeling depressed

Let them eat cake am I right?!!!!

Update: doesn’t matter if Halloween was on a Friday, the kids are still bad

Oh nothing just reminiscing about how I would spend hours trick or treating in my own (working class) neighborhood and literally fill up a whole pillowcase of candy, drop it off at home and go back for more. Meanwhile I had 12 kids come to my door 😢

I showed my class a ruler and told them it’s 1 foot. I asked how many rulers would equal 60 feet and they said every number but 60. I’m about to kms 💀

I keep seeing tik toks of animals interacting with their family ofrendas 😭 Like what do you mean the cat is snuggling with a photo of their friend who passed away 😭😭😭

Also while I’m bitching. I really wish people with kids didn’t act like their time is more valuable than mine.

I fear I will never be the bigger person and I’m ok with that

I’m more athletic than 1/3 of 🧊 recruits and I’m not even shocked

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How I feel when I finally get to play court volleyball after playing on sand for the past 6 months

I was the first person to break the news about the Louvre being robbed to almost everyone I talked to today. WHAT DO YOU MEAN you aren’t obsessing over a modern day heist you guys this is iconic

My mom worked evenings when I was a toddler and I spent every night with my dad playing video games and eating frozen pizzas. I turned out just fine!!!!!

I’m so tired of women procreating with men who are incapable of spending an evening or two alone with their children

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Me when my student’s dad said him and his son go to therapy together

I did 35 mfin parent teacher conferences today ya girl is TIRED

*discussing the meaning of telescope*
Me: “ok class what other words do we know that start with tele?”
6th grade boy: “Telenovelas?????”

I fear I will never be able to recreate the feeling I had when I watched shameless for the first time

I hate when I get stuck driving behind a mf who’s not late in the morning

I have to leave school at 12:30 tomorrow and my sub just cancelled. Sucks for you dummy you were gonna get paid $130 to work for 75 minutes.

Had to clarify with my volleyball players in the pregame huddle if they could see and hear me cause I was starting to convince myself I’m invisible cause NOBODY WAS LISTENING TO ME ALL DAY

God I just want to cuss someone (literally anyone) out and go home and cry about it so badly. I think it would heal me.