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Poetmaster of the Azgoths of Kria. Don’t Panic. πŸ‡³πŸ‡ΏπŸ¦Ž

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I try. Not to think. About that.

01.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rudolph Hess *was* a doofus. How else to explain him flying solo in 1941 to Britain believing he could broker a peace deal?

01.10.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLand of the free” my spotty arse.

18.09.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I read that as β€œTwisted MAGA shitheads…” and it changed nothing.

13.09.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Correction printed at the bottom of D27. β€œThe Times regrets getting called out.”)

09.07.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI was only following orders. I didn’t issue them.”

β€œI only gave the orders. I didn’t create the policy.”

β€œI only devised the policy. I didn’t implement it.”

05.07.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If they must alliterate, they can just take off the figleaf and put β€œAmerican Auschwitz” on the fucking sign.

05.07.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think of it as a vaccination.

19.05.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m pronouncing it β€œdodgy” and you can’t make me change my mind.

15.03.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TIBTL (Today I Bothered To Learn) that the β€œt” in β€œargot” is silent. I should have looked it up an eternity ago.

21.01.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are peasants with pickaxes in New Zealand, and I’m pretty sure building a guillotine doesn’t fall entirely outside our - beg pardon, THEIR - skillset.

04.12.2024 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The elephant in the room just shat the bed.

06.11.2024 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody who composed an β€œEnemies List” has ever been on the right side of history. That is all.

23.10.2024 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

But where are the Teletubbies?

11.09.2024 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They write for the Wall Street Journal.

19.08.2024 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s too much at stake.

31.07.2024 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPolitics is the art of the possible, the attainable β€” the art of the next best.” - Otto von Bismarck

10.06.2024 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why isn’t he curled up in a fetal position. Not good enough.

09.06.2024 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh, the French Republican calendar. Thermidor, Fructidor, Humidor, Cuspidor, Slidingdor…

06.09.2023 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Digital building directory display with an access request popup β€œLola requests Sound Share to your TV. Do you want to accept the request?”

Digital building directory display with an access request popup β€œLola requests Sound Share to your TV. Do you want to accept the request?”

Closeup of the popup from the previous image.

Closeup of the popup from the previous image.

I spotted this cautionary tale about wireless technologies yesterday.

29.08.2023 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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