Cole Hytheroth

A skeet "do these idiots even realize that shooting Charlie Kirk makes you a worse person than Charlie Kirk?"

"Hitler's ultimate act of evil was killing Hitler, which thus made him worse than Hitler," I say, sloshing a full & comically large glass of wine which spills onto a live electrical cord exploding my entire living room

we’ve got a bunch of parents voluntarily guarding the elementary school gates if you want to know how LA feels this morning

third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

Second time I’ve seen someone bring their shopping cart with them into the handicap stall at the grocery store

The grocery store I work at is increasing all full pizzas price by a dollar. Tariffs suck

@choopo.bsky.social

Several questions, I don’t want any answers

Dimir artifacts… hmmmm

Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed

This post is a banger, screw you guys

20 years ago we were suing teenagers for millions of dollars because they were torrenting a single Metallica album and now billionaires are demanding the free right to every work in history, so that they can re-sell it.

The law only ever serves capital.

Nintendo: After much anticipation, we introduce to you, brand new Switch 2!

The Switch 2:

Boss made a dollar,
Grandad made a dime.
But that was a poem
From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand,
Gave my Dad a cent.
But that coin paid the mortgage,
Or at least it paid the rent.

Now bosses make a billion,
And give us workers jack.
Then smugly blame society,
For the labor that they lack.

oh

Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

It's 2025. Moms across America are franticly Googling "what is Polio?" & an 'AI' is telling them that they should let their kids catch it as it's more dangerous to contract it as an adult.

Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...

For no particular reason, I would like to remind people in the New York City area of the concept of jury nullification

You’re laughing? Americas greatest criminal is named Matthew Spaghetti and you’re laughing?

the funniest way this could play out is if this guy had nothing to do with the shooting and the cops pick up a different rando toting around an anti-health insurance manifesto every day for the next month

Three skeets: Skeet #1 from Spice8Rack: "The fact that they haven't caught the CEO assasin yet has fundamentally shaken my assumptions about the impenetrability of the borgious surveillance state." Skeet #2 from Makswel: "Can you explain this in mtg terms? I recently got a concussion and big word no work." Skeet #3 from Sheep puppet: "The Azorius control player with 11 mana open didnt have an answer when someone Dreadbored their Teferi, Time Raveler, so now the whole pod is thinking maybe their hand is all basics and no counterspells.:

This website rules

Now, I don’t condone murder… but Blue Cross has changed their mind on the anesthesia payments pretty damn quickly.

The CEO of an amoral health insurance company has been assassinated, leading to celebrations from an angry populace, moral debates, and a citywide manhunt. Critics are calling it "preachy Oscar bait that wades into heady topics without much to say about them". 49% on Rotten Tomatoes.

After talking to my store manager, apparently the person WAS coming in, but just later. She’s still sick, but here. Would’ve been great to have this explained to me two hours ago