A side view of a hard roll ham and Parmesan sandwich. The pink ham sit between to slacks of roll. The yellowish kewpie mayo and Parmesan is clearly visible as two layers. One on top and one beneath the ham.

You will not be sorry watching To Live and Die In LA. What an incredible movie. The simplicity of a ham sandwich. No funny stuff. No shimmy shame, just authenticity. Life’s short. Celebrate being here.

A slice of a hard roll with kewpie mayo and a spoonful of Parmesan. All of the tones are the same only slightly different because of the shadows. All a tanish off white.

Pink ham laid out vertically next to a hard roll with kewpie may and Parmesan. The pink ham is striking next to the monotonal mayo Parmesan and bread combo.

It’s Saturday and it’s like Lifestyles and the Ridiculous over here. When you put the mayo on, add Parmesan. Then as you add ingredients kinda squish it into the bread. Ham. Today. You can add anything here. And on the tv, To Live and Die In LA. If you haven’t seen it or seen it in a while.

Pouring a can of Sunkist orange soda into a glass with coconut ice cream. The orange soda has spilled down the side of of the glass and has pooled around the brown cutting board. The soda is creating bubbles and you can see the cream colored ice cream.

Orange and white foam and nibbles rise well above the blue rim of a glass. Orange Sunkist orange soda and coconut ice cream mixed to create the foam.

A close-up of the white and orange foam from a orange Sunkist orange soda and a cream colored coconut ice cream float

I screamed a little.
I remembered I had orange soda and talenti coconut ice cream. This is a tremendous combo.
I’ve always played my own rules, marched to my own beat and blazed my own trail. Life is short, live it like you mean it.

You are not disposable.
I am not disposable.
The way things have been, doesn’t mean they have to stay that way. We can do better. We can live and love like there’s no tomorrow.

A slice of sourdough with slices of pink ham and yellow and white scrambled eggs glistening with white cheddar on a white plate.

A slice of sourdough with slices of pink ham and yellow and white scrambled eggs glistening with white cheddar on a white plate

Nuclear orange Doritos with a forkful of eggs and cheese on one with the egg ham and cheese sandwich in the background.

Beginning with the slice of bread place several slices of ham covering the entirety of the slice. Whilst doing this, microwave 2 eggs, stirring and adding cheese 30 seconds at a time. Place on top of the ham, then microwave the entire sandwich for an additional minute.

A long slice of sourdough bread with slices of pink ham, scrambled yellow and white eggs with white cheddar cheese melted in and sides of nuclear orange Doritos on top and bottom.

A slender slice of sourdough bread with slices of pink ham o. A white plate.

A closeup of yellow scrambled eggs glistening with melty white cheddar on top of slices of pink ham on a sourdough slice.

Our relationships with each other have become consumable, disposable, transactions. Swipe left. Swipe right. And the we wonder why we’ve got no genuine connections.

So I made ham, scrambled egg, white cheddar open faced sandwich on sourdough with Doritos. I call it, The Ricardo Montalbon ⬇️

Red white and blue can of Pepsi cherry and cream cola being poured into a coconut talenti ice cream container.

Red white and blue can of Pepsi cherry and cream cola being poured into a coconut talenti ice cream container.

Coconut can be controversial. But, when a coconut talenti float with Pepsi cherry and cream soda, I can confirm, it twisted my melon man.

Every time throughout history, wealth and power has been consolidated to an elite few, the rest of the earths humans have suffered.
History repeats itself because we get comfortable and arrogant and disregard the lessons of the past.

Salsa with Parmesan cheese and yellow/pale cheese puffs made from chickpeas in a white bowl. One bag of cheese puffs open and one in the background unopened.

Parmesan fire roasted salsa and chick pea cheese puffs.

#420day
#junkfood
#stoners

A side view of the layers of turkey and pickles and kewpie mayo on a roll.

I’m probably not done in the kitchen tonight. But this turkey sandwich is awesome.

A turkey sandwich with sliced pickles on a white plate. The kewpie mayo is spelled out happy 420 but not very well. It looks like a mess of mayo.

#happy420
I made a sandwich. Turkey and pickles with kewpie. It’s supposed to say happy 420 but it doesn’t mostly. Somewhat. It kinda does. Idk. It’s also Easter. Like what bird did the Easter bunny steal all those eggs from?

Some multimillionaires and billionaires increased their fortunes by profiting from the suffering of the masses during Great Depression. Had a megalomaniac been the president then…..?

In January when Rubio was in El Salvador he said it. But that part of what he said wasn’t covered well.
They have also been saying, dems are the enemy. In an hour by hour troubling ticker, it can always go from troubling to oh fuck at any moment.

A screen grab of my book on Amazon, the Stoners 5 Meal Guide to the Galaxy. It is a a black cover with an image of smoke in a rainbow of colors in the center.

I post lots of recipes, even have a small book of them on Amazon, the Stoners 5 Meal Guide to the Galaxy.

I want everyone who is pissed right now about the El Salvador prisoners to go look at yourselves in the mirror. Take a good, long look and ask yourself what you did or said about the mass incarceration of minorities in this country. Black people need reparations. Our justice has always been cruel.

Gov Shapiro is not a multi billionaire bro and he’s a democrat.

I was in Albuquerque once in the late 80’s. Guy robs a bank. Cops get to the bank and he’d already left and was robbing a second bank. Then a third and a fourth so on.There wasn’t enough investigators to catch him. Crime by carpet bomb. By the time the investigations end, new ones will need to start

A pardon is coming no doubt.

I remember when YouTube was free of nonstop advertising interruptions during nonstop 15 min sponsored “non biased”infomercials trying to sell me things. It is relentless the effort to rid me of the limited money I have.
Corporations are not our friends.

You’re either pro those things or anti those things. There’s no gray area. I am 100% against those, no matter who it is trying to rationalize or justify those ignorances.

A closer look at the sandwich after microwaving with a smear of mayo on top. The plate is white, olives black and chopped, the turkey is a pink light tan and the bread, sourdough is airy light brown with darker brown crusts.

A closer look at the sandwich after microwaving with a smear of mayo on top. The plate is white, olives black and chopped, the turkey is a pink light tan and the bread, sourdough is airy light brown with darker brown crusts.

The only thing missing was some peppers. Perhaps peppercinis or picked jalapeños.
We can disagree on what makes a good sandwich. But what we can’t disagree on is:
Racism
Misogyny
Bigotry
Hatred
Abuse
Discrimination
Religious, economic, educational, or any other discrimination.

The sandwich with sliced turkey, two sticks of Gouda cheese, chopped black olives, (trailer park caviar) is cut into 4s, in a microwave. The walls of the microwave are offwhite and the plate is white.

In the moments the microwave slowly spun the sandwich, a close eye is on the progress, don’t want to overcook it. Over cooked microwaved bread is terrible. Get it just melty enough so the cheese becomes stringy.

A slice of sourdough bread with two sticks of Gouda cheese on a white plate. The crust of the bread is brown and the body of the bread has air pocket holes and is light brown. The cheese places at an angle is a light orange brown.

It was a sultry spring Tuesday evening and a sandwich was born. Two sticks to Gouda cheese on sourdough followed by turkey, chopped olives, (trailer park caviar), mayo and microwaved to melty warm.

Billionaires can buy politicians no matter blue or red because politicians only care about their own survival. I think Shakespeare wrote about this. Real leaders, not pretend ones, however, can’t be bought at any price.

How much more evidence is needed, they don’t give a shit about any of us? They only care about money and making it and what that money can buy.

In an hour of tv watching I am force fed ads. 30 drug/supplement, 15 finance/insurance, 5 pet drugs, 5 charity and 10 misc. These corps spend multi millions in ads to get my $ so they can buy politicians, not pay taxes and create favorable laws and create profit at all costs. Yeah us.

Rubio announced it a month, 2 months ago while visiting El Salvador.
You’re guilty cuz they say you are
You’re a criminal cuz they say you are.
They’re superior cuz they say they are.
Silence, obedience and subservience, or else.

The #1 expense billionaires and their billion dollar corps have is labor.
They want free labor.
They want subservient servitude.
They want obedience.

To billionaires, we are all toys. Governments are toys.

Just wait till tariffs increase coffee. Surely Starbucks won’t eat the higher costs but it will pass the winning on to its customers. No more cheap tchotchkes while fits of coffee withdrawals, is a recipe for a shitstorm.