Naomeatmybutt

pls join it's good/I'm so tired

Socially Anxious Sliver Makes Family Worry | Commander's Herald "I just don't want everyone else looking at me and thinking I'm weird." buzzed Uneasy Sliver through the great hum.

Socially Anxious Sliver Makes Family Worry
(silly thing i did way too much research on for no reason like two years ago)
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no u

Magic: The Gathering Survey Asks Players Which Content Creators They Suspect Are Communists | Commander's Herald studies/one guy who talks louder than everyone else have shown that not saying nice things about card games is linked directly to the Soviet ideology.

Magic: The Gathering Survey Asks Players Which Content Creators They Suspect Are Communists
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@maro254.bsky.social r u ok

Mark Rosewater Blinks "HELP ME" In Morse Code During MagicCon Preview Panel | Commander's Herald in-Multiverse Magic is getting more attention from us than ever. Just like my family, who aren't currently chained to radiators as emotional leverage to force my hand in creating 2007 DeviantArt tier ...

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TCGPlayer Execs Panic After AIs Unionize | Commander's Herald ," Announced Hailey, an artificial intelligence customer support rep named after a fired employee this isn't a joke what the f*ck.

last time I'll bitch about ai this afternoon i promise 🤞
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D&D Heist Planning Session Takes Longer Than It Would To Rob An Actual Bank | Commander's Herald "I could just walk in and be out of there in like twenty minutes," while looking up the rules of Speak with Plants for some reason.

D&D Heist Planning Session Takes Longer Than It Would To Rob An Actual Bank
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Thanks! & yeah trying to explain anything I write to anyone who doesn't play magic is uhh not the easiest -.-

there's nothing in the rules that says they can't

ty google ai very cool

Trans CSI Character Breaks Barriers by Being Both a Serial Killer and a Dead Sex Worker The transgender character on an upcoming episode of CSI: Vegas is set to simultaneously be a dead prostitute and a serial killer.

Trans CSI Character Breaks Barriers by Being Both a Serial Killer AND a Dead Sex Worker

(old article i wrote that may or may not appeal to a specific demographic)

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if anyone wants to sponsor me hmu, it'd be really funny

Ultimate Guard Promises To Only Use Original Artwork To Finance Hate Groups Going Forward | Commander's Herald Our collaboration with Harold McNeil on what we think are Charlie Chaplin sleeves will be 100% drawn by the artist’s own blood stained hands.

Ultimate Guard Promises To Only Use Original Artwork To Finance Hate Groups Going Forward

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proxies are ethical

eat a card

my friends expressing concern after i lose 18 life to my own land

Witness Unable To Identify Magic Card In Police Lineup | Commander's Herald Officer rounded up an old Ramen label, the maze on the back of a camping cereal box and a North Carolina fishing license.

Witness Unable To Identify Magic Card In Police Lineup
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A few of my favorite headers I've made this summer :)

lol thanks ^^ I try to have one hard ass like every few shitposts

Doctors Inform Terminally Ill Magic Player He'll Only Live Through 178 More Spoiler Seasons | Commander's Herald Oncologists at St. Traft General Hospital had the heartbreaking task of informing a patient's family that he has only months, or approximately 178 more seasons of Magic The Gathering Cards being spoil...

just gonna reshare this for no reason

Disillusioned Magic Designer Staples Crucible of Worlds To Next Green Creature On Assembly Line | Commander's Herald If I bring it up, someone's gonna tell me Perennial Behemoth isn't technically green, and I'm going to tell their parents I'm sorry for their loss.

Disillusioned Magic Designer Staples Crucible of Worlds To Next Green Creature On Assembly Line

never forget what they took from us 😢

Revolutionary War Resumes After Discovery of King George III's Platinum Angel | Commander's Herald The British Army has received support from swaths of American citizens clamoring for a return to fascist monarchic rule for some fucking reason. This fervor has the current British Monarch they still ...

oh yeah happy 4th like a year and a week too late. here's some patriotism that didn't age too good :(
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